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Today, I wanted to remove my mustache hair with hot wax. The hair is still there, but my skin is all burnt dark brown. Tomorrow is my first day at school. FML

#7378045 (76)

I agree, your life sucks (15262) - you deserved it (7708)

On 01/16/2010 at 1:16pm - misc - by queenofdeath - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend didn't get me a present. He did, however, get me a card from our cat. He signed it "Have a purrrrfect birthday." Then he left to go to work. I was alone all day long. FML

#7110537 (159)

I agree, your life sucks (16601) - you deserved it (3996)

On 01/02/2010 at 8:17pm - love - by garfwebba (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I went to a local take-away and ordered a pizza. I watched the worker get my pizza out the oven, then wipe the pizza cutter on the trash bin to get rid of the last pizza's toppings, and then cut my pizza. FML

#6904447 (109)

I agree, your life sucks (20572) - you deserved it (1827)

On 12/23/2009 at 3:24pm - misc - by extraflavour - United Kingdom (York)

Today, after reading a very emotional article about always letting your loved ones know how much you love them in case it's your last time seeing them, I went to my mom and told her how much I loved her and how thankful I was for everything. Her reply? "Shut up kid, Vince Vaughn is on Ellen". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21845) - you deserved it (2867)

On 12/01/2009 at 1:20am - misc - by ilovemom (woman) - Costa Rica (Heredia)



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