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Today, when done feeding my newborn, I stated to my husband that I'm a cow. He said, in a sincere tone, "Oh, baby, you'll lose the weight soon." I meant cow because I'm producing so much milk. FML

#1987412
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50994) - you deserved it (20613)

On 05/16/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by Heifer (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I called the guy I've liked for a long time and told him how I felt. He didn't say anything except for "hello." After I spilled my feelings, I hear "Haha, just kidding I'm not here right now! Call me back later!" FML

#1986164
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51796) - you deserved it (8493)

On 05/16/2009 at 5:06pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at the doctor and I had to get a "finger stick" in the lab to get blood drawn. There was a 6 year old boy waiting to go next. He was terrified. His mother told him to "watch this brave girl go first." I panicked and began to hyperventilate. The boy fainted. FML

#1976392
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48942) - you deserved it (9414)

On 05/16/2009 at 11:20am - misc - by bosssssssss765432 - United States (New York)

Today, a cab driver had to sign me out of the emergency room because I didn't know who else to call. FML

#1962325
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54146) - you deserved it (4235)

On 05/15/2009 at 12:35pm - health - by ccc (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I finally beat the song "Through the Fire and Flames" on Guitar Hero 3. I then realized that it was the biggest accomplishment I've ever made in my entire life. FML

#1909780
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51675) - you deserved it (36766)

On 05/13/2009 at 6:20pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML

#1905564
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43096) - you deserved it (19493)

On 05/13/2009 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bear to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML

#1815627
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (461084) - you deserved it (66490)

On 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got kicked in the face at a soccer game. Everybody clapped. FML

#1351695
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66897) - you deserved it (9279)

On 04/26/2009 at 11:14am - misc - by Tal (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I pulled over to help a girl with her car. I thought my limited mechanic skills would help look like a hero. She only needed her coolant cap unscrewed. With top down, shirt off, I was confident as I got out of my car. 10 minutes later I left because I couldn't unscrew the f***ing thing. FML

#1249093
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13173) - you deserved it (62343)

On 04/23/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by edhalen (man) - United States

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML

#1104891
400 comments

I agree, your life sucks (519296) - you deserved it (33354)

On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)



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