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  • Birth Date : Friday 20 October 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4945
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my toddler stood up in a shopping cart and fell, giving himself a black eye. Later, while at a restaurant, he tried to stand up in his high-chair. I quickly blurted out, "Sit down! Do you want another one of those?" while pointing at his eye. The waiter wouldn’t stop glaring at me. FML

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101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40779) - you deserved it (9616)

On 12/15/2010 at 12:42am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

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298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (123234) - you deserved it (16702)

On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for you too." FML

#14120118
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12484) - you deserved it (82095)

On 12/07/2010 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML

#13841741
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56684) - you deserved it (2809)

On 11/14/2010 at 2:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - South Africa

Today, I went shopping with my new "It's true, I'm a Ninja" shirt on. Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye. A little boy runs up to me, yells "You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that!", and runs off. FML

#13756412
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22657) - you deserved it (62831)

On 11/07/2010 at 8:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I jokingly asked my husband if he had ever cheated on me. In the most sincere and honest tone, he said "if I ever have or ever will, there's no way you would ever find out. I love you too much to lose you", and gave me a hug. FML

#13697546
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37174) - you deserved it (7938)

On 11/03/2010 at 2:40am - intimacy - by spockswifey - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding you a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML

#13031931
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40148) - you deserved it (12855)

On 09/13/2010 at 5:14am - love - by vikinggirl (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz, and my girlfriend who thinks she's a good singer. FML

#7607342
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39010) - you deserved it (8591)

On 01/27/2010 at 3:35am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML

#7542505
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65970) - you deserved it (6469)

On 01/24/2010 at 11:12am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to dress in all black with a ski mask and use my spare key to break into my house as a joke. He though it was even funnier when I jumped out the window and broke my leg. FML

#5622271
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40610) - you deserved it (5993)

On 10/03/2009 at 1:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

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205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63078) - you deserved it (7490)

On 08/14/2009 at 12:57pm - kids - by ohgod (woman) - United States (Iowa)



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