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by Anonymous / 03/24/2014 at 4:28pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, my sister, knowing that I'm terrified of his face, taped a picture of Michael Jackson over our toilet. When I entered the washroom, I sprinted back out screaming. Minutes later, while in the shower, I happened to glance up at the ceiling. Guess who was grinning down at me. FML
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by BigBananaLover / 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
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