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Today, my clingy girlfriend refused to leave me alone long enough for me to read an article about dealing with clingy girlfriends. FML

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On 03/24/2014 at 4:28pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my sister, knowing that I'm terrified of his face, taped a picture of Michael Jackson over our toilet. When I entered the washroom, I sprinted back out screaming. Minutes later, while in the shower, I happened to glance up at the ceiling. Guess who was grinning down at me. FML

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On 06/08/2012 at 12:35am - misc - by ugh - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

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