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  • Birth Date : Monday 12 July 1993 (22 years)
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Today, I was sparring with a guy in my Tae Kwon Do class. He had a hard-on the entire time we were sparring. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30371) - you deserved it (3803)

On 01/08/2010 at 1:30am - misc - by snickerdoodles - Sent from mobile version

Today, my husband was choosing an auto insurance. Geico was $500 and Allstate was $200. He chose Geico because it had a 'cute little lizard.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32752) - you deserved it (4707)

On 12/14/2009 at 12:03am - money - by Cathy (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my brother and I got in a fight and he told my friends that I am mentally disabled. They believed him. Apparently, "everything makes sense now." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30305) - you deserved it (3695)

On 12/12/2009 at 11:39pm - misc - by Normal (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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