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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 January 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4248
  • Number of comments : 146
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML

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244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33611) - you deserved it (3197)

On 03/10/2010 at 11:08am - love - by sliceddice (woman) - Denmark (Staden Kobenhavn)

Today, I accidentally downloaded a virus, which hijacked my email program. I somehow doubt the Dean at my university will thank me for my suggestion that he too could experience 100% natural male enhancement pills. FML

#8874142
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20640) - you deserved it (5286)

On 03/06/2010 at 5:44pm - misc - by smarie09 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my headphones were broken, so I fixed them with super glue. Without thinking, I stuck them in my ear and listened to some music. When it came time to take them out, I couldn't. FML

#7644326
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8010) - you deserved it (46576)

On 01/28/2010 at 3:25pm - misc - by Lance (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML

#6768891
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28800) - you deserved it (7000)

On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my mother cheated on my father. It turns out she had a drunken one night stand with the manager of the restaurant that my parents own and that I work at. The same manager I have been secretly sleeping with for over six months. FML

#6268491
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24149) - you deserved it (8871)

On 11/12/2009 at 1:27am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)



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