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I have no idea what I did with my life. It's probably under my couch cushion or something, I dunno. But what I do know is that my profile pic combines my love of retro gaming with my love of playing guitar. And shitty Photoshop done by yours truly with a free app. Still, you'll probably disregard anything that I say because of my age, but there's nothing I can do about that. You also might be here because of something stupid or unintentionally mean that I said. If so, I apologize for being an idiot.
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Today, my mother-in-law called me every 2 hours, starting at 8pm and stopping at 10am the following morning. She says that since my wife and I are expecting our first child, I should "get used to waking up at all hours." She calls my work phone, which I'm not allowed to switch off. FML
Friday 28 August 2015