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dabowlingman
  • Town/Country : Roswell, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 October 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 354
  • Number of comments : 24
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Today, I was on a plane returning to University, and I decided to shut my eyes. I opened them about 45 minutes later just as the plane landed to find I couldn't move at all. I was in sleep paralysis. The air hostesses had to lift me out of my seat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19200) - you deserved it (1202)

On 09/27/2012 at 11:46am - health - by Dave (man) - United Kingdom

Today, at school, a guy walked up to me and said I look a little too young to be at high school. I told him that I'm sixteen years old. He stared at my chest for several long seconds, muttered "What the fuck?" and walked off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19143) - you deserved it (1550)

On 09/17/2012 at 7:14pm - misc - by wtf yourself, cunt (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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