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dabossisme

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 January 1985 (31 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 177
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About dabossisme : Since my FMLs never get published, I've decided to write them here. Today I found out that my sons pregnent girlfriend left him, thank god but she said shes putting my grandchild up for adoption...a true bitch.Please tell your friends, and come back I will post new ones every other day, enjoy! Check out my nephews YouTube channel...THEREALTRUTH, he will be taking over for a little bite

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dabossisme's favorite FMLs

Today, after swimming in the pool, I went into the shower. Little did I know that my niece was hiding in there. She excitedly yelled "I saw your boobs!" Now my nephew won't stop crying because he didn't get to see them as well. FML

by Anonymous / 08/10/2013 at 8:04pm / United States (Nevada) / Kids

Today, my mother-in-law yelled from across the house for me to come quickly. She sounded frantic, so I rushed and asked what was wrong. She said, "Nothing." and that she just wanted to remind me that she hates my guts. She'll be living here with me and my wife for the next two months. FML

by Anonymous / 08/10/2013 at 5:30pm / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was over my grandparents' house for my grandfather's birthday. For years they would talk to each other in Italian and I could never understand them, so I started to take an online class to teach myself Italian. Now I know all they talk about is how much they hate everything about me. FML

by mike / 07/10/2013 at 3:51am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML

by wrongcar / 11/03/2009 at 1:00pm / United States (Kansas) / Transportation