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Today, I went to Subway to grab some lunch. As I was paying, the cashier gave me a tip. He told me of a great acne medication that would do wonders. Thanks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24225) - you deserved it (2874)

On 02/07/2009 at 3:09pm - misc - by chichi (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to Subway to grab some lunch. As I was paying, the cashier gave me a tip. He told me of a great acne medication that would do wonders. Thanks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24225) - you deserved it (2874)

On 02/07/2009 at 3:09pm - misc - by chichi (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35243) - you deserved it (7568)

On 02/01/2009 at 12:29pm - misc - by frankrizzo - Canada (Ontario)



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