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dabears554
  • Town/Country : Chicago, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 September 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 8313
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, my building's elevators were temporarily out of service. I climbed up 17 flights of stairs only to realize I left my keys downstairs. After the painful climb back up, the elevator lights came on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31719) - you deserved it (4638)

On 07/13/2009 at 9:25am - health - by Tired (woman) - Philippines (Bulacan)

Today, I was telling my mother about my earrings hurting my ears. I had a cut on my ear close to the piercing and she thought that I had mistaken the cut for the opening, and said (as we walked past a car full of men), "Well of course it hurts when you put it in the wrong hole!". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58551) - you deserved it (5957)

On 05/18/2009 at 8:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (275791) - you deserved it (25322)

On 03/21/2009 at 3:15am - intimacy - by jilted (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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