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cyzn

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 September 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1067
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 17 posted

About cyzn : Cynthia | Esthetician | Netflix | xo.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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cyzn's favorite FMLs

Today, while having sex, my fiancé started talking dirty. I enjoyed it, until he had a brain fart and said, "God, you love fucking my pussy." FML

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74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29894) - you deserved it (3177)

On 02/27/2015 at 2:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I tried to impress my boyfriend by slowly backing up and biting my lip to get him to come closer and kiss me. I ended up smacking the back of my head against a brick wall. FML

Today, I was watching adult videos in my apartment. I'm deaf, so I didn't realize my volume was at full blast until I put my hand over the speaker. FML

#21206881
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59641) - you deserved it (12589)

On 07/12/2014 at 10:00am - intimacy - by weeping_angel_ - United States (New York)



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