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  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 September 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 758
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 13 posted

About cyzn : Cynthia | Polish/Irish | 5/2/14 | bunnys&Cats

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cyzn's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried to impress my boyfriend by slowly backing up and biting my lip to get him to come closer and kiss me. I ended up smacking the back of my head against a brick wall. FML

Today, I was watching adult videos in my apartment. I'm deaf, so I didn't realize my volume was at full blast until I put my hand over the speaker. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54944) - you deserved it (10906)

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