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  • Number of visits : 539
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About cyttex : Hey guys what's up? If you here due to me being down voted sorry for whatever dumbass thing I wrote. If not feel free to shoot me off a message.
P.S. I play league of legends in my free time my ign is cyttex I'll play with everybody.

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Today, I have the flu. I woke up to my son leaning over me, inches from my face, breathing in deeply. Apparently, he was trying to get sick so he could stay home from school. He's 15. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47869) - you deserved it (5192)

On 01/21/2014 at 6:07am - kids - by sickmom (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I got into a fight with my brother that somehow ended with him breaking my toe with a Fisher-Price airplane. FML


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