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by fmylife7721 / 07/03/2011 at 1:51am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/27/2011 at 9:55am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 06/23/2011 at 10:19am / United States / Miscellaneous
by failure461 / 06/13/2011 at 12:37pm / United States (California) / Animals
by El Stupido / 06/12/2011 at 9:51am / Australia (Queensland) / Transportation
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML
by JayFri / 06/06/2011 at 1:20pm / United States / Intimacy
by Jake Whitte / 06/06/2011 at 9:50am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML
by raebelle / 06/02/2011 at 1:32pm / United States / Health
by Username / 05/25/2011 at 12:06pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, my husband and I had just got over a big argument, and I asked him to cut me some cucumbers for my eyes to help me relax. I was laying down, eyed closed, and he set them on my eyes. They weren't cucumbers, they were lemons. FML
by Fatty1970 / 05/22/2011 at 9:33pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Username / 05/19/2011 at 6:46pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my friends were making fun of my clumsiness. I replied that I was not clumsy, and to prove it I was going to go the whole day without messing up. As I said this, I tripped over an extension cord and hit my head on a desk. FML
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