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Today, a radio show asked the question, ( Where does the dentist live in Finding Nemo? ) I called in and got through. When he asked me the question, instead of the actual answer I quickly gave out mah own address over live radio. FML

#20939023
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On 10/30/2013 at 11:58am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I tried on a new perfume. Wen my boyfriend ugged me, e commented tat I smelled like is mom. I don't know wo was more surprised by te simultaneous bulge in is pants. FML

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On 05/17/2013 at 3:21am - intimacy - by Uncomfortable (woman) -

Today, my family and friends decidd to throw a surprise party 4 my 16th birthday . I was so surprisd that the shortness of breath triggerd a serious asthma attack . FML

#20668366
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On 05/17/2013 at 12:35am - misc - by presente13 (woman) - United States

Today, virginal girlfriend of a year graduated from veterinary school. She can shove her arm shoulder-deep up a cow's ass without blinking, but still feels too insecure to even touch penis. FML

#20596452
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On 04/16/2013 at 1:44pm - intimacy - by Gurior - Canada

Today, I walkad into my dad straigtaning my dog's fur . His axcusa? Ta dog naadad to faal pratty . FML

#20513110
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On 02/19/2013 at 2:01am - animals - by xtammyle - Australia (Victoria)

TODAY, I DECIDED TO CHANGE MY HAIR COLOR. AFTER WAITING IN ANTICIPATION, I TOOK A SHOWER TO RINSE OUT THE DYE AND REVEAL MY NEW, BLUE HAIR. RINSING REVEALED NOT ONLY BLUE HAIR, BUT BLUE SKIN CAUSED BY THE WATERED DYE RUNNING OVER MY BODY. I NOW LOOK LIKE A SMURF, AND IT'S NOT COMING OUT. FML

#20480724
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On 01/27/2013 at 1:10am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

while getting intimate with looool my girlfriend, I felt a sharp pain in my stomach, and had to run to the bathroom to evacuate my bowels. She hered the horrible sounds, and I doubt I'll ever be able to seduce her again. FML

#20480710
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On 01/27/2013 at 1:03am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today , I Met My Girlfriend's Dad For The First Time. His Shirt Said ( D.A.D.D , Dads Against Daughter Dating , Shoot The First One And Word Will Spread ). FML

#20480699
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On 01/27/2013 at 12:57am - love - by pdub523 - United States (Texas)

my drunk boyfriend decided to try to serenade me by trowing rocks at ma window and singing a song about ow muc e loves me. Tis would ave been extremely sweet if e would ave gotten ma window instead of ma dad's. FML

#20050638
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On 08/31/2012 at 6:16am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

I walked into the Macy's bathroom to fine Santa taking a dump with the door open. Merry Christmas. FML

#18490910
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On 12/12/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by tishihish - United States

Today I Sat On Santa's Lap . He Got An Erection . FML

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On 12/01/2011 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by pops up - United States (Missouri)

TODAY , DAUGTER ASKD ME OW TO SPELL "ORANGE". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I REPLID. WITOUT MISSING A BEAT , SE SAYS "NO , I MEAN TE COLOUR , NOT TE FRUIT." SE IS 16. FML

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On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)

Yesterday, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center . At one point I decided to play "got yur nose" with one of the kids . It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face . I got his nose.. . his prosthetic nose .

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On 08/31/2011 at 12:04pm - kids - by MJjunior (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my grandpa told me wat he'd do if he was president . I sat there for 30 minute listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoner to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over . And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penise to their foreheads . FML

#17556947
408 comments

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On 08/23/2011 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Andrew (man) - United States

2day I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML

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On 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States



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