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cyh9
  • Town/Country : los angeles, north america
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 January 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 344
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML

#6976806 (216)

I agree, your life sucks (34470) - you deserved it (2458)

On 12/27/2009 at 5:34pm - love - by notgoodenough38 (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my daughter thought that my new and expensive cologne smelled funny. She then decided to empty its contents down the toilet and refill the bottle with "nice-smelling things". I now smell like a mixture of chicken soup, my wife's perfume, tomato sauce and orange juice. FML

#6955245 (86)

I agree, your life sucks (21465) - you deserved it (2883)

On 12/26/2009 at 11:34am - kids - by dessaye (man) - Singapore

Today, I tried to rid my son of his pacifier. He still uses it to sleep. My son is 20 years old. FML

#6783679 (241)

I agree, your life sucks (24357) - you deserved it (15708)

On 12/16/2009 at 8:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I saw my four-year-old son running around outside, and copying everything our dog was doing. I thought it was cute, so I went to grab the camera. When I went back outside, I saw my dog eating a dead rabbit, and my son doing the same. FML

#6741094 (139)

I agree, your life sucks (28877) - you deserved it (4093)

On 12/13/2009 at 7:42pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided to try and call into a local radio station to try and win concert tickets for one of my favorite bands. I called in and was actually the winning number. When asked my name I answered quickly, but all I heard was "Hello? Hello?" Then they hung up. My cell phone was on mute. FML

#135843 (46)

I agree, your life sucks (41924) - you deserved it (11036)

On 02/25/2009 at 6:46pm - misc - by pk24 - United States (Illinois)



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