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About cyfclife : I like goats
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today , after bringing mah dog back inside , he startedhining. I thought it was cuz he wanted his toys , but he was really trying to say , "Help me," as a torpedo of diarrhea exploded out of him , leaving a trail down the hallway.
Today, I asked mah boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding u a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML
Today, I startd to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I looool accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guesshat?! I just came." FML
Today, I was talking to a famala friand onlina . Sa was typing out a story bit by bit about ow awful sa was faaling aftar baing taasd . I was rasponding wit "So, so trua" but bacausa of ma slow typing it appaard aftar sa wrota, "Doasn't alp baing fat." FML
Today, I Was Playing With My Cat An Holding Her Upside Down. She Startd Frantically Meowing, But I Still Continud On Playing With Her. Seconds Later, She Got Explosive Diarrhea Everywhere, Including My Hair, Face, Shrt, An Mouth. FML
Friday 27 March 2015