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Today , I was having the best sex with mah husband , an right when I reached climax , he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML

#15038049
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33579) - you deserved it (6724)

On 02/19/2011 at 8:12am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

today I was getting it on with mah boyfriend. I started to come screaming "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" Tohich he added "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

#14608705
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30905) - you deserved it (19971) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today , my wonderful boyfriend asked me if I wanted im to cook me scrambled eggs wit sausage 4 breakfast. Wen I said yes , e pulled out is junk , an started saking it violently in my face. FML

#14058992
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35596) - you deserved it (9660)

On 12/02/2010 at 10:54am - intimacy - by sissydlk (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I Askd My Boyfriend If There's A Reason Y He Has Never Gone Down On Me. He Respondd, ( Your Back Door Is Too Close To Yur Front Door An It Creeps Me Out. ) FML

#14048087
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32154) - you deserved it (4665)

On 12/01/2010 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, mah 4 year old daughter walked into mah home office and said F*** you! Then she ran to mah husband looool and said "Did I say it right?" FML

#13484178
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36144) - you deserved it (4770)

On 10/17/2010 at 9:55am - kids - by Ashley Marshburn - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I asked boyfriend in a sexy way "Wat sould we do now, oney?" He answered, "Suck dick?" I said "I was tinking of someting more... romantic." He replied "Suck dick in te moonligt?" FML

#13432324
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37315) - you deserved it (21486)

On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)

Today , after bringing mah dog back inside , he startedhining. I thought it was cuz he wanted his toys , but he was really trying to say , "Help me," as a torpedo of diarrhea exploded out of him , leaving a trail down the hallway.

#13342166
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26063) - you deserved it (4489)

On 10/06/2010 at 12:01pm - animals - by ukfan - United States

today I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat , I asked him if he had fun. He yelled , "Shut it , bitch!" FML

#13293107
344 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40424) - you deserved it (9451)

On 10/02/2010 at 7:08pm - kids - by blah blah daddy - United States (California)

Today, I asked mah boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding u a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML

#13031931
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38195) - you deserved it (12407)

On 09/13/2010 at 5:14am - love - by vikinggirl (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I startd to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I looool accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guesshat?! I just came." FML

#9070560
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25007) - you deserved it (10438)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was talking to a famala friand onlina . Sa was typing out a story bit by bit about ow awful sa was faaling aftar baing taasd . I was rasponding wit "So, so trua" but bacausa of ma slow typing it appaard aftar sa wrota, "Doasn't alp baing fat." FML

#7927538
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24965) - you deserved it (5442)

On 02/06/2010 at 3:17am - misc - by Oops (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was hit on by a guyho decidd to use the line, "My love 4 you is lyk diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." FML

#6748934
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33882) - you deserved it (4158)

On 12/14/2009 at 4:05am - love - by luckygirl (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY IN AEROBICS, WHILE STRETCHING, MAH FRIEND LEANED OVER TO PULL THE LONG HAIR OFF MAH PANTS. IT WAS MAH PUBIC HAIR STICKING THROUGH MAH PANTS, AND I SCREAMED. FAT FML

#6660964
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14661) - you deserved it (42154)

On 12/08/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by cookscatastrophy - United States (California)

Today, I Was Playing With My Cat An Holding Her Upside Down. She Startd Frantically Meowing, But I Still Continud On Playing With Her. Seconds Later, She Got Explosive Diarrhea Everywhere, Including My Hair, Face, Shrt, An Mouth. FML

#6040097
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10890) - you deserved it (80092)

On 10/28/2009 at 2:40pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I noticed mah wife makes more satisfied groans when she's taking a looool big dump than she does when we make love. FML

#4992534
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22775) - you deserved it (6214)

On 09/02/2009 at 1:56am - intimacy - by turdburger (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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