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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 December 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 42
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About cyddy69 : im 18, single, im fun and loving.

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Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML

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167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23430) - you deserved it (7750)

On 02/20/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by shea234 - United States

Today, I searched myself on Facebook. I have a fan page made by some girl in Wisconsin. She has pictures of me on it. Can you say stalker? FML

#5996462
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34125) - you deserved it (4406)

On 10/25/2009 at 8:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, after having a few beers at a bar, I gave my ticket to the valet to get my car. I tipped the man $2 and he gave me a huge smile and thanked me a lot as I left. I thought the guy was just really appreciative for those $2 until I got home and saw one of the $100 bills in my wallet was gone. FML

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148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11792) - you deserved it (52045)

On 08/15/2009 at 9:56am - money - by whooops (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, at school I was sitting with a friend outside, talking about irregular periods and unshaven legs. Ten minutes into the conversation, a teacher sticks her head out the window above us and tells us to leave. We were distracting a classroom who were trying to finish a test. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34135) - you deserved it (20029)

On 07/02/2009 at 12:34am - misc - by iluvcoconutrough (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)



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