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cyberguyaus
  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 610
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I found my fiancé is cheating on me. Our wedding is in 26 days and everything is already paid for. FML

#20140302
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31748) - you deserved it (2062)

On 10/30/2012 at 3:34pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML

#20108214
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17165) - you deserved it (3322)

On 10/08/2012 at 9:55pm - love - by hnickell93 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend decided to start an argument and storm off the train we were on. Two stops later, ticket inspectors hopped on the train. He had our tickets. FML

#19874685
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19080) - you deserved it (2570)

On 07/01/2012 at 3:07am - misc - by rinala -

Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward and I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him everyday now. FML

#19848904
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7167) - you deserved it (23193)

On 06/26/2012 at 2:18am - work - by cmck932012 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got myself an organ donor card, just to feel wanted. FML

#19190899
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17563) - you deserved it (4471)

On 02/29/2012 at 7:09pm - misc - by Vandrefalk - Norway

Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML

#18404973
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33472) - you deserved it (7314)

On 12/01/2011 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by pops up - United States (Missouri)



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