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Today, I was mowing my grandma's lawn when I was suddenly swarmed by bees. When my grandma saw me covered in stings later on, she said, "Oh yeah, there are tons of bees in the grass! Be careful!" FML

#21274044
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32409) - you deserved it (2207)

On 10/09/2014 at 2:51am - health - by bees - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, in astronomy class, a kid used Uranus in a hilarious innuendo. I was the only one who laughed. I also happen to be the teacher. FML

#21260699
74 comments

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On 09/18/2014 at 3:20pm - misc - by immature - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, while working as a barista, a customer yelled about her muffins and butter not being ready since she only had a "short time to eat". There were 7 tip giving customers ahead of her, but I rushed her order. She gave no tip and stayed for over an hour. FML

#21211312
81 comments

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On 07/16/2014 at 10:46pm - work - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my teenage daughter faked a suicide because I bought her a Samsung instead of an iPhone for her birthday. FML

#21198840
333 comments

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On 07/04/2014 at 8:15pm - kids - by iphonerevolution - South Africa

Today, I was driving my 7-year-old daughter to school, when out of nowhere a bird smashed into the windshield. Instead of screaming or being traumatized by the gore like me, my daughter started laughing, eventually calling the bird a "stupid bastard". FML

#21190484
160 comments

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On 06/27/2014 at 4:22pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Comunidad Valenciana)

Today, I nervously flirted with a very cute guy. Being a little overweight, I rarely think cute guys will go for me. This line of thinking was yet again correct when he casually pulled his sleeve up revealing a tattoo of a pinup girl with a "NO FAT CHICKS" sign below it. FML

#21138042
356 comments

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On 05/12/2014 at 7:49pm - love - by nofatchicks (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found my fiancé is cheating on me. Our wedding is in 26 days and everything is already paid for. FML

#20140302
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33715) - you deserved it (2179)

On 10/30/2012 at 3:34pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML

#20108214
100 comments

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On 10/08/2012 at 9:55pm - love - by hnickell93 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend decided to start an argument and storm off the train we were on. Two stops later, ticket inspectors hopped on the train. He had our tickets. FML

#19874685
47 comments

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On 07/01/2012 at 3:07am - misc - by rinala -

Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward and I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him everyday now. FML

#19848904
165 comments

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On 06/26/2012 at 2:18am - work - by cmck932012 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got myself an organ donor card, just to feel wanted. FML

#19190899
69 comments

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On 02/29/2012 at 7:09pm - misc - by Vandrefalk - Norway

Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML

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239 comments

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On 12/01/2011 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by pops up - United States (Missouri)



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