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Today, I was working as a swim instructor for kids. Teaching them not to be afraid of the water, I put my face in the water and blew bubbles. I asked them to try it. All of them did, except for one. I went right to him and blew bubbles again. He then said to me, "but I just peed in that water." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (86079) - you deserved it (8490)

On 04/14/2009 at 4:51am - kids - by poolboy (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was selling cookie dough for a fund raiser at an old folks home. One lady ordered a box and told me that she loved cookie dough. I told her it'd be here in 4 weeks, she said "Oh I can't wait!". Not really thinking, as I left I said, "I hope you can make it till then!". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10359) - you deserved it (61372)

On 04/09/2009 at 8:16pm - misc - by phatkroger10 (man) - United States (Minnesota)



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