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cwhitt975's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out I'm allergic to my wife's new medicated handcream after I came down with a nasty, itchy rash on my chest, stomach, cock, and balls. FML

#21472609
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24323) - you deserved it (2742)

On 09/25/2015 at 2:45pm - intimacy - by Enanimus (man) - United States (California)

Today, while enjoying a truly epic move from my wife in the hotel shower, I managed to accidentally pull the "grab bar" from the wall and clock her in the side of the head. Three stitches at the Urgent Care later, she's explaining to the entire waiting room how it happened. FML

#21470523
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24628) - you deserved it (3152)

On 09/20/2015 at 9:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by offering me a foot massage to ease my sore feet after a run. I asked for a lot of pressure. Now I'm back home in a walking boot after being diagnosed with a fractured fifth metatarsal bone. FML

#21458628
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22041) - you deserved it (5042)

On 08/20/2015 at 9:42pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my cousin and I found out that when a girl puts a flower in the right side of her hair, it means she's available. The bigger the flower, the more available she is. My eleven year old boy cousin told me to cut down a palm tree and put it in my hair. FML

#2671287
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70350) - you deserved it (7130)

On 06/06/2009 at 8:38pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML

#1308807
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25284) - you deserved it (62736)

On 04/25/2009 at 12:13am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
533 comments

I agree, your life sucks (267247) - you deserved it (35528)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
533 comments

I agree, your life sucks (267247) - you deserved it (35528)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)



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