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  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 November 1997 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 152
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to hide in the washroom closet while I was taking a piss. I wasn't pissing, I was wanking. FML

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On 10/20/2014 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by John (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went in the diner I always pass by and ordered a sandwich. When I asked how much it was, the waitress replied, "Don't worry, honey. We give free meals to the homeless on Thursdays." I was too ashamed to deny it, so I just said thank you and left. FML

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On 09/26/2013 at 11:20am - misc - by horriblefashionsense (woman) - United States (Florida)



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