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Today feeling very distant to mah daughter recently I decided to sneak a peek in her diary to see what was on her mind. The book was apparently one of those that play the sound of a woman screaming when opened improperly and alerted everyone in the house to mah actions. fat FML

#20196447
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I agree, your life sucks (5201) - you deserved it (54402)

On 12/08/2012 at 2:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

TODAY, I FINALLY FELT MOTIVATD TO DO SOME EXERCISE . AS I GOT MY WEIGHTS OUT, I NOTICD OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY EYE SOMEONE MOVING ABOUT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW . I GOT SCARD AND DROPPD A WEIGHT ON MY FOOT . THE PERSON OUTSIDE WAS MY OWN REFLECTION . FML

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On 12/07/2012 at 4:10pm - health - by i see fat people (man) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today...ile at work bieng a waitress..!! I gave my customer is credit card reciept to sign!! Instead of giving im a pen..!! I pulld a tampon out of my apron pocket an andd it to im!! FML

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On 10/27/2012 at 2:42am - work - by geena - United States (Illinois)



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