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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Today feeling very distant to mah daughter recently I decided to sneak a peek in her diary to see what was on her mind. The book was apparently one of those that play the sound of a woman screaming when opened improperly and alerted everyone in the house to mah actions. fat FML
TODAY, I FINALLY FELT MOTIVATD TO DO SOME EXERCISE . AS I GOT MY WEIGHTS OUT, I NOTICD OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY EYE SOMEONE MOVING ABOUT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW . I GOT SCARD AND DROPPD A WEIGHT ON MY FOOT . THE PERSON OUTSIDE WAS MY OWN REFLECTION . FML
Friday 27 March 2015