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cutycat136
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 March 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2997
  • Number of comments : 114
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About cutycat136 : Name?- Kelsi
With?- Terryaly ❤️
Anything else?- just ask

cutycat136's page activity

Visits<b>terryaly</b> - 4 hours ago<b>FlyersHockey</b> - 19 hours ago<b>saffy66</b> - 23 hours ago<b>a_grace02</b> - yesterday at 1:50pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - yesterday at 5:27pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 6:05am<b>kkcanadian</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 12:51am<b>fmlnjd2013</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 12:32am<b>Georgiecan</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 8:20am<b>Yazoo77</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 4:37am<b>_Impala_1967</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 10:12pm<b>khoov19</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 6:23pm<b>arabian22</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 6:08am<b>EvilTurtle</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 12:32am<b>firefighterbee</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 10:35pm<b>zjay</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 4:00pm<b>ENCOURAGER</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 12:48pm<b>bandgeek12345</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 11:50am

Fucked!<b>khoov19</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 12:23am<b>arabian22</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 12:08pm<b>0XBlazeX0</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 7:27am<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 4:57pm<b>FlyersHockey</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 2:44am<b>MiguelRojas</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 5:20am<b>bandgeek12345</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 6:13pm<b>annarcheer</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 3:18am<b>DolphinLaser23</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 11:32pm<b>Codyfootball</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 9:14pm<b>rockninja</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 11:26am<b>_Tater_Tot_</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 8:49pm<b>hantu69</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 6:37pm<b>BradlyJ</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 7:22am<b>mwali02</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 5:00am<b>allstarrider</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 12:41pm<b>Mr_Saikaly</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 11:45am<b>conivore723</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 5:08am

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cutycat136's favorite FMLs

Today, when I turned on the TV, there was a picture of a wanted murderer. The picture looked just like my boyfriend. FML

#21430015
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27034) - you deserved it (2365)

On 06/22/2015 at 7:26am - misc - by 1234 - United States (Florida)

Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML

#21425769
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24557) - you deserved it (6459)

On 06/14/2015 at 2:35am - health - by flipflap (woman) -

Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML

#21424928
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26268) - you deserved it (2021)

On 06/12/2015 at 10:25am - misc - by rcarn - United States (Virginia)

Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML

#21423389
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25676) - you deserved it (3417)

On 06/09/2015 at 2:39pm - animals - by dBLIZZARD - United States

Today, I was let go from my job, because I "progress too quickly and there's no promotions available" and I "can find a better place to work at". FML

#21416754
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28670) - you deserved it (1935)

On 05/27/2015 at 6:27pm - work - by smyp - Lithuania (Vilniaus Apskritis)

Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML

#21414899
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32821) - you deserved it (2060)

On 05/24/2015 at 11:15am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I waited tables for the first time at my new restaurant job. I asked a group of older men what they would like. One replied, "A slice of that ass". I'm 19 and a guy. FML

#21413610
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31622) - you deserved it (2796)

On 05/21/2015 at 4:41pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to slowly explain to my brother that spooning has nothing to do with using a spoon to clean out a woman's vagina after sex. FML

#21410748
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32684) - you deserved it (2390)

On 05/15/2015 at 10:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I caught my ex trying to slash my car tires with a knife. She actually had the balls to claim she was testing my tire pressure, before power-walking off into the distance like nothing had happened. FML

#21410715
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27734) - you deserved it (2359)

On 05/15/2015 at 9:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML

#21409928
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32602) - you deserved it (7081)

On 05/14/2015 at 8:42am - work - by HiddlePuff - Australia

Today, my sister told me she found my escaped tarantula and put it in a box on my bed. I never had a tarantula, and the box was empty when I checked. FML

#21409835
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28943) - you deserved it (2166)

On 05/14/2015 at 1:11am - animals - by cricketsins (woman) - United States

Today, my mother asked me how pasta is harvested. She actually thought it grew out of the ground. FML

#21408925
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26817) - you deserved it (2163)

On 05/12/2015 at 12:37pm - misc - by a - United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead)

Today, my mother yelled at me, telling me I'm irresponsible and lecturing me on how I need to "plan ahead like an adult." All because I asked to borrow a tampon. FML

#21408920
132 comments

Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML

#21408368
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26670) - you deserved it (8712)

On 05/11/2015 at 12:40pm - misc - by oops (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my girlfriend surprised me with what was allegedly a birthday "cake". It was so horribly deformed, I wasn't sure whether to eat it or wear it as a hat. I had to pretend it didn't taste like play-doh, and ended up throwing it up in the toilet. Happy birthday to me. FML

#21408360
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26191) - you deserved it (3902)

On 05/11/2015 at 12:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)



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