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by Anonymous / 03/29/2016 at 12:27pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by BeccaRaye / 03/11/2016 at 1:19pm / Work
Today, I went to the doctor for the second time, because I've had a cough for about six weeks. In my first appointment, the nurse said it was just allergies and condescendingly gave me a brochure with a recipe for salt water. Turns out it's pneumonia. FML
by Nora / 11/12/2015 at 4:21pm / United States (North Dakota) / Health
Today, I gave a group presentation. Because I didn't know the last names of my group members, I'd put fake ones in, intending to replace them later. I forgot to change them and I ended up giving a presentation alongside a very angry Greg Penishead and Josh Acne. FML
by friendless1004 / 11/12/2015 at 11:55am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/04/2015 at 9:34pm / United States (Ohio) / Money
by mydadforgetsme / 11/04/2015 at 12:26pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by LadyLou / 11/03/2015 at 6:42am / Australia / Work
by RandomLG94 / 10/31/2015 at 4:35pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
Today, I was at the airport waiting for my flight to leave for Hawaii when I received an urgent call from my neighbour saying that my house had been broken into. After rushing home and missing my flight, I had to explain to the police that my house wasn't burgled, it was just very messy. FML
by Anonymous / 10/31/2015 at 12:41pm / United Kingdom (Sunderland) / Miscellaneous
by PoorGal / 10/19/2015 at 2:04pm / United States (Louisiana) / Work
by luckygirl / 10/13/2015 at 12:20pm / Croatia (Grad Zagreb) / Intimacy
Today, while on my first ever date, I ordered a really hot curry, hoping to impress my date. "Yeah," I said smoothly, "not everyone can handle spicy food." When I took a bite, my eyes watered, my mouth burned, and I had to plead for water in between moaning like a dying baboon. FML
by halfie / 09/26/2015 at 1:06am / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by meghancuma / 09/22/2015 at 1:25pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
Today, my dad was telling me some childhood stories. He mentioned I once started sucking on a cow's udder when I was 2, and I asked why didn't he stop me. His response: "You were an accident and I wasn't good at the parenting thing". FML
by gotmilk? / 09/22/2015 at 9:41am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got fired from my childcare job of five years because the other staff weren't as popular with the kids, so they accused me of being "creepy" because the kids all wanted to play a game with me instead of them. FML
by Anonymous / 09/01/2015 at 12:40am / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids