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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 March 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1883
  • Number of comments : 61
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Where are you from: Canada

How old are you: take a look at what it says my age is

What's your name: Kelsi

Are you a ginger: No

Do you have kik: yes, but you can't have it

Bf: one that I love very much ❤️ so don't bother trying to come between us :P won't work out for you.

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cutycat136's favorite FMLs

Today, I handed out 20 resumes to a variety of stores. To my delight, I got a phone call the same day. Unfortunately, they weren't calling about a job, they were informing me on my resume it says, "I have a dick." All thanks to my boyfriend, who thought it would be hilarious. FML

#21382277
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (2881) - you deserved it (332)

On 03/27/2015 at 5:51am - work - by mareecasellafml (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, when I woke up, I got into the bath that my boyfriend had prepared for me. I particularly appreciated its smell, so I asked him what he'd used. "I couldn't find the usual bath salts you use, so I just used what I could." It's official, I've taken a Alka-Seltzer flavored bath. FML

#21382383
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1183) - you deserved it (132) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/27/2015 at 5:50am - love - by Anonyme - France (Bretagne)

Today, I overheard my co-workers referring to me as "Uncle Fester". This is apparently my nickname around the office, and has been for nearly three years. I had no idea. FML

#21380389
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23388) - you deserved it (2227)

On 03/23/2015 at 9:49pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my sister shot my dog with my airsoft gun. When I told my parents, she put on the fakest sobbing I've ever heard, said she didn't even know how to use a gun, and that she saw me shoot my own dog. They believed her and think I need psychiatric help. FML

#21378741
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29870) - you deserved it (1957)

On 03/21/2015 at 1:36am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I only shaved one armpit. FML

#21378703
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26360) - you deserved it (9013)

On 03/21/2015 at 12:25am - love - by rayraydayday - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms. I couldn't find them anywhere, so I nervously asked a staff member for help. She scowled, pointed at the shelf directly behind me, and told me to "Get a life. Or better pickup lines." I'll never live down the snickers from the other customers. FML

#21377103
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28637) - you deserved it (3511)

On 03/18/2015 at 1:40pm - misc - by fuck (man) - Netherlands

Today, during an exam, the guy next to me tried to cheat by looking at my test but was caught by the proctor. His defense was that no one would ever cheat off me. The proctor agreed and allowed him to finish the test. FML

#21376924
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34045) - you deserved it (5747)

On 03/18/2015 at 4:37am - misc - by Speechless - United States (California)

Today, a guy beat the crap out of me for supposedly sleeping with his girlfriend. I didn't get a chance to tell him my brother lives with me and that he had the wrong guy. When my brother got home, he didn't ask if I was okay, but rather if the guy was coming back for him. FML

#21375070
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34791) - you deserved it (2369)

On 03/15/2015 at 2:40pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I took my son to the playground and watched him have fun. Minutes later, I was being shoved around and called a pedophile because I was there alone with no wife. By the time I convinced them I was innocent, my son was bawling. FML

#21374998
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37024) - you deserved it (1808)

On 03/15/2015 at 12:11pm - kids - by pledonasm (man) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, my dad decided that the best way to alleviate my crippling depression is to talk to me in a baby voice. FML

#21374972
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28301) - you deserved it (2964)

On 03/15/2015 at 10:57am - health - by nerderer (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I went to the grocery store with my four-year-old. She has some issues with wetting the bed, so I told her that if she wasn't sure if she was dreaming about "going", she should pinch herself to make sure she's awake. In the produce section, she pinched herself, smiled proudly, and peed. FML

#21374802
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28869) - you deserved it (4074)

On 03/15/2015 at 12:23am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, while on a date, I desperately let out a stealth fart in my date's car. I didn't have the nerve to own up to it, even as he started panicking and thinking the smell was coming from his engine. FML

#21374172
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26686) - you deserved it (7084)

On 03/14/2015 at 12:27am - misc - by thecarisfine (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, after days of being too sick to leave my house, I went to get some medicine. While picking out cough drops, an old man leaned over and said, "You smell quite delicious today". I haven't showered and the only "perfume" I'm wearing is VapoRub. FML

#21374151
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27258) - you deserved it (2536)

On 03/13/2015 at 11:52pm - health - by minty - United States

Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML

#21374137
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30717) - you deserved it (3258)

On 03/13/2015 at 11:27pm - misc - by Eddy (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I tried to boycott an 80's theme party by wearing my regular clothes. Everyone said they loved my costume. FML

#21373989
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24291) - you deserved it (17398)

On 03/13/2015 at 6:39pm - misc - by jking2z (man) - United States



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