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  • Town/Country : munster, Indiana
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36548) - you deserved it (2906)

On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27063) - you deserved it (3321)

On 08/20/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by W1D0 - United States (Illinois)



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