About cuteboo25 : Funny person, I know how to hang, I am chill, I am just there for people... Like I love being social wether I know you or not...
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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
by manhandled / 02/01/2012 at 1:05pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I was looking through my boyfriend's Facebook photos, when I saw a recent comment by one of his friends asking how his night out with "Danielle" went. He replied: "Dude, keep that shit on the down-low." We've been dating for over a year. FML
by Cheating / 01/27/2012 at 6:52pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
by sad life / 01/26/2012 at 1:23am / United States / Love
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a burger. Feeling frisky, I sat up and took off my shirt. He looked at my chest, at his burger, then back at me and said, "Give me a minute, I don't want my food to get cold." FML
by elisimo / 01/24/2012 at 3:50am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, I got really bored so I posted on Facebook "Someone should kidnap me for the day." My mom commented, "The only things willing to kidnap you are aliens, and that would be because they'd mistaken you for a cow." 16 people liked her comment. FML
by LonerCow / 01/20/2012 at 10:15am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Emily27 / 01/20/2012 at 6:56am / United Kingdom (East Lothian) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 01/20/2012 at 12:02am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by hurts.to.pee / 01/19/2012 at 12:14am / United States / Health
Today, my boyfriend insisted that we try phone sex. He started telling me all the things he wanted to do to me while breathing heavily. Unfortunately, it sounded so ridiculous, I burst out laughing. He hung up on me, and has refused to pick up since. FML
by Lickmylovepump / 01/18/2012 at 11:09pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by iliterallypoopedmyself / 01/18/2012 at 8:54pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by MakesMeLol / 01/18/2012 at 5:30pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
by partypooper / 01/18/2012 at 10:29am / United Kingdom / Health
Today, my teacher, who's Irish, called me insensitive and stupid for imitating her accent. I'm Filipino and my parents immigrated to Ireland where I was born, and then we moved to Canada when I was 14. Her response to my explanation? "Bullshit." FML
by meh / 01/18/2012 at 12:21am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/17/2012 at 6:57am / United States / Love
Today, after over a year of lifestyle changes and a ritualistic exercise regime, I finally reached my goal weight. I excitedly told my boyfriend, and he responded, "Yeah, that's nice, but now your tits are tiny". FML
by Anonymous / 01/16/2012 at 8:10am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
- 1Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 2Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 3Today, my kids overheard me talking about cleaning the fuel system in our RV before we go to Disney…