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Today, my wife mentioned that she wanted to give me a three-way. I was ecstatic, until she opened her right hand, only to reveal a 3-way lightbulb. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15799) - you deserved it (37834)

On 02/18/2013 at 12:23pm - intimacy - by phatdaddy62 (man) - United States

Today, while I was making love to my fiancé, his mom walked out of the hotel bathroom and sat in a chair less than two feet away from the bed. She made idle conversation with us for the next 15 minutes. My fiancé was still inside me the entire time. FML

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On 11/26/2010 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by Interrupted - United States (Texas)



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