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Today, while working at a client's house, I noticed that their sliding calendar was several months off. I fixed it. Later the daughter saw and started crying. Apparently the date was the last one her mother had set it to before she died. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30794) - you deserved it (52920)

On 08/28/2013 at 2:50pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I thought I heard my little sister playing on my brand new grand piano. Angry, I ran downstairs to stop her. My parents were having sex. On my piano. FML

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