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Today, I was at the mall in the food court, when some guy asked for my number. I turned him down, but I was impressed with how ballsy he was. Without thinking, I said, "I like your balls!" Half the place instantly fell silent. FML

Today, I got called "un-American" when I said I didn't care about Kim and Kayne's wedding. FML

#21154136
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61624) - you deserved it (5420)

On 05/28/2014 at 12:13am - misc - by Yeppets - United States (Illinois)

Today, I learned that my daughter was looking for love in all the wrong places, specifically the county jail. FML

Today, I saw the hottest nurse ever. Too bad he was pulling out a piece of wax the size of a raisin from my blocked ear. FML

#21154073
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41457) - you deserved it (7611)

On 05/27/2014 at 11:23pm - health - by idk - United States (Virginia)

Today, I saw the hottest nurse ever. Too bad he was pulling out a piece of wax the size of a raisin from my blocked ear. FML

#21154073
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41457) - you deserved it (7611)

On 05/27/2014 at 11:23pm - health - by idk - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was teaching my 4 year old daughter how to use "stranger danger". Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML

#21134481
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46792) - you deserved it (6315)

On 05/08/2014 at 11:01pm - kids - by imnotastranger (man) -

Today, I went out for dinner with my long-term crush, who turned out to be a huge dog person. He asked me which dog breed I like the most. In an attempt to reply with both Labrador and Doberman, I accidentally said Dumbledore. FML

#20451560
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30674) - you deserved it (8776)

On 01/10/2013 at 7:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Slovakia

Today, I had to finally come to terms with the fact that I am obese when the doctor told me that my weird smell was not an infection but mold growing between my fat rolls. FML

#20089382
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7802) - you deserved it (30108)

On 09/26/2012 at 10:23am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I'm quite ill. My new step-mother believes that the genetic wheat allergy I got from my mother would have gone away since she's now married to my father instead. Looks like dad picked a winner. FML

#20057050
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27414) - you deserved it (1468)

On 09/04/2012 at 4:53am - misc - by hooligyn123 - United States

Today, my 6 year old granddaughter was sitting on my lap playing with the rings on my fingers. After a moment, she pointed to a gold ring with many jewels and said, "When you die can I have that one?" FML

#1579657
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57246) - you deserved it (3824)

On 05/03/2009 at 12:16am - kids - by itswhateverr (woman) - United States (New York)



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