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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 March 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1352
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About curlytop101 : I like art and stuff

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Visits<b>cobiakiller237</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 1:38pm<b>gunnstreet</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 10:22pm<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 3:42am<b>brainymes</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 12:59am<b>pureportedpear</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 7:57pm<b>IcedSapphire</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 11:02pm<b>Artigedude65</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 7:08am<b>stuckintime</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 3:30am<b>xzanex</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 3:23am<b>Tenker</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 11:15pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 3:18pm<b>silky_mitts</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 1:55pm<b>Blizzicus</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 11:38am<b>MoDDbest</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 11:04am<b>miss_fluffybutt</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 10:47am<b>Kyrie646</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 8:08am<b>TreeTreeMan</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 5:48am<b>randy37</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 5:46am

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curlytop101's favorite FMLs

Today, I was clipping my abnormally thick toenails. I had to apply so much pressure on the clippers that a nail flew off, hit me in the eyeball and scratched my cornea. The doctor nearly fell off his chair laughing during my eye exam after I told him what happened. FML

#21523193
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20039) - you deserved it (1952)

On 02/05/2016 at 8:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my son became convinced that his father cheated and we put the fertilized egg inside me to cover the whole thing up. He won't stop calling me "host mother". FML

#21519206
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21711) - you deserved it (1817)

On 01/25/2016 at 9:09am - kids - by anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got locked out of my house. After trying unsuccessfully to jimmy the lock, I managed to climb in through the kitchen window. I soon found out I had an effect on the door after all; it won't open at all any more, even with the right key. FML

#21518195
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15775) - you deserved it (5094)

On 01/22/2016 at 2:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML

#21518118
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21124) - you deserved it (3139)

On 01/22/2016 at 7:50am - misc - by whattheactualfuck (man) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, I had to explain to my Romanian colleague that, no, a cat flap is not a euphemism for a vagina. FML

#21500678
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20403) - you deserved it (1719)

On 12/06/2015 at 8:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I fractured my shinbone after slipping on a leaf. FML

#21491133
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21403) - you deserved it (2126)

On 11/11/2015 at 6:03am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I got married. The minister pronounced us husband and wife using our first names. Except he used my husband's ex-wife's name. I happened to glance at my mother-in-law who was almost in tears from laughing so hard. FML

Today, I walked from my friend's wedding to my divorce. FML

#21481211
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27618) - you deserved it (2054)

On 10/17/2015 at 7:30pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was at a get-together at a friend's house. Half an hour in, it became clear that someone had farted, and we all took turns asking who it was. When someone asked me, my girlfriend chimed in with, "Oh please, if it was him, you'd all be dead". FML

#21473642
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23465) - you deserved it (4416)

On 09/28/2015 at 5:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I had to create another signature. I have to use one at the bank and the other around my mother, so that when she tries to cash my paychecks the bank won't let her. FML

#21464185
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28194) - you deserved it (1710)

On 09/03/2015 at 3:54pm - misc - by Why - United States (California)

Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML

#21457543
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24366) - you deserved it (3735)

On 08/18/2015 at 9:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, it's been a week since I started farting in my sleep for no apparent reason. It's so frequent and so foul-smelling that my husband and I are both losing sleep and are having to take afternoon naps to make up for it. FML

#21457512
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20940) - you deserved it (2458)

On 08/18/2015 at 6:59am - misc - by Fartnonymous (woman) - Qatar (Ad Dawhah)

Today, my drill sergeant was yelling at me and asking me questions. I got a question wrong, and he asked me if I am a "Shit Sandwich". I replied "Yes sir, with extra cheese." I'm running miles till the day I die. FML

#21457342
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25967) - you deserved it (10341)

On 08/17/2015 at 9:55pm - work - by BarhydtBran - United States (California)

Today, I fed my 4ft python a live rat for the first time. He now has a new friend he won't let me near. FML

Today, I asked my one-year-old to come and give mommy a kiss. She did and it was really sweet, until she tried to spit a piece of dog food into my mouth. FML

#21452734
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22385) - you deserved it (2975)

On 08/06/2015 at 1:28pm - kids - by gross - United States



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