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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 March 1997 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 942
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was supporting my aunt as she gave birth. She was getting tired during the pushing stage, so I tried to encourage her by making a show of pushing as well with each contraction. I got a little too into it and accidentally gave birth to a little turd of my own. FML

Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML


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On 05/14/2015 at 8:42am - work - by HiddlePuff - Australia

Today, I got a friend request on Facebook. It's from the person who crashed into my car earlier in the month. It's funny that she doesn't return my calls or messages, but liked my status about the accident. FML


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On 05/13/2015 at 10:55pm - work - by iamgodzilla (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my girlfriend and I somehow got into the conversation of what the weirdest thing we have ever found in food was. She said she found paper in her fortune cookie; she was serious. FML


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On 05/07/2015 at 3:52pm - misc - by Random737193 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my 6-year-old daughter barged into the bathroom while I was peeing, inspected the toilet and said, "You're well hydrated, good job." FML


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On 05/06/2015 at 1:22am - kids - by seethroughpee - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out that when buying my $500 dollar dress I put my address as Austria instead of Australia. FML


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On 03/30/2015 at 11:27pm - money - by post it - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I heard what sounded like water against my window, and I couldn't believe it was raining in Southern California at this time of the year. I then turned to the window to see a hobo peeing on my window. FML


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On 03/23/2015 at 7:19pm - misc - by jumanji (man) -

Today, I made a speech in front of my entire graduating class and their families, despite my fear of public speaking. It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at the end. Then I panicked and instead of waving, I lifted my arm straight out in a Hitler salute. FML


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On 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by oooooops (man) - United States

Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML


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On 03/13/2015 at 11:27pm - misc - by Eddy (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I googled for an hour how to open my CD player on my laptop. Turns out, there is none. They just put a space there to make it look like a CD player. FML


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On 03/10/2015 at 11:03pm - misc - by Blonde - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while cleaning my son's room, I found an envelope labelled "PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL" under his bed. I opened it, only to find it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said "HAH! Serves you right!" and went to his room smirking. FML


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On 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML


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On 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm - misc - by SDCore (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, at a paintball match, my boyfriend shot me between the legs and asked, "Still want kids now?" FML


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On 02/11/2015 at 11:11am - kids - by maybe? (woman) - Germany (Hamburg)

Today, my mom accused me of smoking weed. Truth is, I'd just ripped the quietest and weirdest smelling fart of my life. She wouldn't believe me, accused me of making stupid excuses up, and grounded me. FML


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On 02/06/2015 at 1:51pm - misc - by valarmorgoolies (woman) - United States (New York)

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