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by JellitonOctopus / 01/24/2012 at 11:51pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Vince / 12/09/2011 at 2:38pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by cuppycakeslove / 12/07/2011 at 6:35am / United States (Ohio) / Health
Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML
by Anonymous / 10/18/2011 at 2:55am / United States (Missouri) / Animals
by Jesus / 09/26/2011 at 10:03pm / Canada (Quebec) / Health
by ironic driver / 09/04/2011 at 6:10pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/24/2011 at 4:03am / United States / Money
by ewww / 07/30/2011 at 10:07am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a sore throat, and I'd read that drops of Tabasco sauce on your tongue helps. I aimed the bottle at my tongue and the whole cap came off, covering my face and filling my mouth with Tabasco sauce, causing me to blow chunks all over the kitchen floor. FML
by Alec / 06/15/2011 at 5:02am / United States / Health
Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML
by notinthebutt / 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm / United States (Minnesota) / Money
by skigal24 / 05/30/2011 at 10:59am / United States (Illinois) / Health
by vaalcrawford / 05/11/2011 at 12:59am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
by Concussed / 01/17/2010 at 1:22am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by Crog / 02/11/2009 at 6:59am / United Kingdom (Monmouthshire) / Kids
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was… Today, after shaking my boss's hand, I noticed that he had a piece of toilet paper stuck to one of… Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was…