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Today, I held hands with a male mannequin in a department store, just to remember what holding hands felt like. FML
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On 09/12/2012 at 8:26pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found my husband's journal, and along with it the real reason he took so long to show up to our wedding rehearsals last year. According to the journal, it was because he was too busy wooing a married mother of five and sticking his "slut-banger all up in that fat booty." FML
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On 07/20/2012 at 10:12pm - misc - by divorce? i think so (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I went to the gynecologist. As she was checking me out, she said, "Wow. So you must get wet a lot." It took me several minutes to realize she was talking about my job bathing dogs. FML
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On 06/20/2012 at 7:08pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I decided to motivate myself to workout by looking at a picture of a guy with a six-pack on my computer screen while doing abs. My dad walked in after I finished and was still breathing heavily from working out. FML
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On 06/16/2012 at 1:45am - misc - by NotGay (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML
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Today, I learned that if you're going to use vicks vapor rub for a cold, you should remember to wash your hands before changing your tampon. FML
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On 06/15/2012 at 2:19am - health - by sickness_sucks - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML
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On 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm - animals - by Scared (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML
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On 06/01/2012 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Austria (Wien)
Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
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On 05/06/2012 at 12:09am - health - by catherineratley - United States (Illinois)
Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML
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On 04/25/2012 at 2:46am - work - by foshizzle (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I locked my car. I put the key in my bag when suddenly my car began to roll backwards. I tried to get the key out of my bag but couldn't find it, and with the other hand I tried to stop the car. The worst thing was that some dumbass was watching me and didn't help. FML
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On 04/20/2012 at 2:41am - misc - by rabbitoncocaine (woman) - Germany (Thuringen)
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML
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On 04/11/2012 at 5:53am - health - by Scabby (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)
Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML
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Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML
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On 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I received a package from an unknown address. Inside were doll heads and cigarette butts. FML
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On 01/24/2012 at 11:51pm - misc - by JellitonOctopus - United States (California)
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