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About curlycamy : I: have curly hair, like to smile, like to have fun. =]

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Today, my entire region received record rainfall, with torrential downpours all day and night. Today was also the day I discovered my car's sunroof leaks, when I was greeted with two inches of standing water in my floorboards. FML

#13151203
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I agree, your life sucks (23169) - you deserved it (2456)

On 09/22/2010 at 12:14am - misc - by waterlogged - United States

Today, my boss in my police dept. told me to start enforcing the "no bikes on sidewalks" law which we usually ignore. I pulled up behind the first person I saw riding a bike on a sidewalk and flashed my lights. It turned out to be a boy with down syndrome who was so upset he cried and peed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (75246) - you deserved it (14182)

On 05/12/2009 at 2:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)



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