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Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7733) - you deserved it (64856)

On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, in front of family and friends, as I got down on one knee, my girlfriend fainted. Her father, a lawyer, rushed over and said, "Anything she says for the next 72 hours is not legally binding" and whisked her away. FML

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On 07/17/2011 at 8:34am - love - by bigjohn106 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokemon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

#17090156 (271)

I agree, your life sucks (28356) - you deserved it (6269)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Ignored - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that fist pumping during sex is not romantic. FML

#16525505 (175)

I agree, your life sucks (12932) - you deserved it (1919)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:44am - intimacy - by ... - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I thought it would be hot if I sent my boyfriend kinky message. He didn't reply so I sent a few more. 10 minutes later I got a reply saying, "Honey, this is his mom and you should be a little less desperate." FML

#16510507 (182)

I agree, your life sucks (15705) - you deserved it (37041)

On 06/05/2011 at 3:23am - intimacy - by yup - United States (Washington)

Today, after I successfully blew up a really large balloon, my mom said, in front of my older brother's friends, "Wow, you're going to make some man really happy one day!" FML

#16510202 (177)

I agree, your life sucks (32635) - you deserved it (6335)

On 06/05/2011 at 2:48am - intimacy - by e_edge (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML

#16383481 (248)

I agree, your life sucks (10515) - you deserved it (39966)

On 05/28/2011 at 5:24am - intimacy - by redhanded (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

#16339516 (227)

I agree, your life sucks (42658) - you deserved it (12791)

On 05/25/2011 at 4:23am - intimacy - by katie -

Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML

#16126147 (187)

I agree, your life sucks (49812) - you deserved it (3428)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:17am - intimacy - by Chels (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I texted my Dad to tell him I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and won't be home. Since I had predictive text on, my phone didn't quite get the word 'home' - the message I sent said, 'I'm staying at Will's, I'll not be good tonight.' FML

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On 12/20/2009 at 7:26pm - love - by embarrassed (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I was about to propose. I got on my knee in front of my girlfriend and opened the box. My friend thought it would be funny to replace the ring with a condom. FML

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On 12/20/2009 at 3:14am - love - by Catholicguy (man) - United States (California)



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