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About curefantastic : Caucasian female, 5' 4.25" tall, blue eyes, brown hair... Oh, this is where I'm supposed to mention my favorite FMLers? Well it's too many to list, but if you're reading this you are most likely one of them. Factual.
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Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML
Today, my mom was feeling down, so I decided to buy her a gift. Knowing she likes lighthouses, I bought her a tiny one that plugs in and lights up. I brought it home, plugged it in, and when she saw me with it, she said, "Wipe that smirk off your face and get that junk out of here." FML