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About cupcakelilly6 : Hi, my name is K. I am 15, and a gymnast. My hobbies include shopping for all things pink, watching American Horror Story, looking at pictures of dogs, and sleeping. Basically that's it.
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Today, I angrily tweeted about having fruitlessly searched for over an hour for my car keys. Minutes later, some guy told me to check beneath the "stack of skid-marked underwear" on my bedroom floor. I'm not sure if it was a lucky guess, or if I should start carrying mace. FML
Today, I was helping an older lady return her previously bought items to customer service. As she walked away and said "Thanks," I tried to say "You're welcome" and "No problem" at the same time. I ended up saying "Your problem". She scowled at me. FML
Friday 2 October 2015