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cupcakelilly6
  • Town/Country : America
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 39
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About cupcakelilly6 : Hi, my name is K. I am 15, and a gymnast. My hobbies include shopping for all things pink, watching American Horror Story, looking at pictures of dogs, and sleeping. Basically that's it.

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Today, I angrily tweeted about having fruitlessly searched for over an hour for my car keys. Minutes later, some guy told me to check beneath the "stack of skid-marked underwear" on my bedroom floor. I'm not sure if it was a lucky guess, or if I should start carrying mace. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18374) - you deserved it (4072)

On 03/09/2012 at 9:09pm - misc - by skid kid (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was helping an older lady return her previously bought items to customer service. As she walked away and said "Thanks," I tried to say "You're welcome" and "No problem" at the same time. I ended up saying "Your problem". She scowled at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17695) - you deserved it (7216)

On 11/24/2010 at 4:52am - work - by romedizzle (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, this huge wasp started flying around me. I freaked out and started running from it. Then I slipped, landed face-first in some dog poo, and got stung by the wasp on my leg. FML

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On 01/16/2010 at 1:46pm - animals - by life_sucks (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)



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