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Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML

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On 04/23/2012 at 12:04am - love - by gottalovefriends - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, while landscaping my backyard, I was pulling a big weed out of the ground. After the last tug, the soil came free, but ended up with me punching myself full force in the nuts. I think my future children are already filing for parental abuse. FML

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On 04/21/2012 at 11:27pm - health - by JurassicHole (man) - United States

Today, I woke up to a really cold feeling down below. I opened my eyes and saw my girlfriend grinning like a maniac and holding my crotch-sausage between two scissor blades. I screamed in terror like a little bitch, and she says I'm never gonna live this down. FML

#19506149
427 comments

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On 04/21/2012 at 1:38pm - intimacy - by Hakimstah (man) - Lebanon

Today, as I was washing my boyfriend's fishbowl, the fish did a Nemo and made an unholy leap down the drain. My immediate impulse was to flip the switch. Our kitchen now smells like mutilated fish and my boyfriend won't speak to me. FML

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On 04/21/2012 at 2:01am - animals - by gimmeasalad - United States (California)

Today, I asked my girlfriend when she'll be having her period, since she was acting pretty bitchy the last time around. She duct taped my leg hair and ripped it off while I was napping. FML

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On 03/08/2012 at 4:48pm - love - by gabbykinz13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML

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On 01/25/2012 at 7:33am - love - by Paicked (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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