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cudi504
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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 April 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 2695
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About cudi504 : It's amazing how many comments are about this pic lol
No its not me im actually black i just thought I should share this with the world.

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Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; my mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided. FML

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197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40148) - you deserved it (2607)

On 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by Joe (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML

#18467751
201 comments

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On 12/09/2011 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Aly (woman) - United States

Today, while at work being a waitress, this lady came in and requested to sit in the section I was waitressing. She held up a $100 bill and told me that if I was attentive to her needs, she would leave me a $100 tip. Excited, I waited on her hand and foot. She dined and dashed. FML

#17894679
179 comments

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On 10/03/2011 at 9:05am - work - by moodyreallyrocks - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
423 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

#17023204
257 comments

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On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML

#14694098
69 comments

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On 01/24/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by crayons128 - United States

Today, I learned my boyfriend had another girlfriend, his excuse was he was bipolar and each of his personalities need a girlfriend. FML

#10642030
281 comments

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On 05/20/2010 at 1:12am - love - by life sucks - United States (Texas)

Today, it was snowing really badly, so my boss said that everyone who drove to work could leave. But because I got the bus in, she said that I should stay and do a full day. By the time she eventually decided it was bad enough for me to leave, the buses were cancelled. FML

#7178930
57 comments

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On 01/06/2010 at 8:42am - work - by Snowzies (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I went on my honeymoon to Hawaii. My family decided to surprise my new husband and I by joining us on our vacation. FML

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180 comments

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On 06/29/2009 at 8:57pm - misc - by marriedwithfamily (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML

#3193
26 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 7:30pm - misc - by j4y - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my parents woke me up in the middle of the night when they got in a huge argument and started yelling at each other. I was up all night. They decided to make it up to each other. They kept me up all night again. FML

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On 01/22/2009 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Nebraska)



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