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Today, I got fired from my job because I "look too grumpy." FML
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On 01/02/2013 at 2:28am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, while my girlfriend was playing a game on my phone, an unknown number sent me a nude picture and the words "Miss you, baby." This person's mistake just cost me a black eye, and probably my relationship too. FML
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On 12/28/2012 at 12:33pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend using my hand to wank. FML
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On 12/28/2012 at 6:40am - intimacy - by kmtranter - United Kingdom (Brent)
Today, after having sex for the first time with my girlfriend, I realised I was in love with her. I noticed she had an eyelash on her breast. After tugging it a few times I realised it was actually a single black nipple hair. She was so embarrassed, she kicked me out and now won't return my calls. FML
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On 12/27/2012 at 10:06pm - intimacy - by ohman (man) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)
Today, while sharing a few beers on the couch with my boyfriend, he drunkenly uttered the fateful words, "Babe, if I could suck my own dick, you'd be single as HELL." FML
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On 12/27/2012 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by well, i am now (woman) - United States
Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML
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On 12/26/2012 at 2:30pm - misc - by gaggin - United States (California)
Today, I was woken up by my dog scratching at my door. After a while of this, I finally got up to let her in. When I opened the door, she looked at me, threw up, and scurried away. FML
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On 12/20/2012 at 2:50pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Spain (Canarias)
Today, my mother has stooped to a new level of "hiding" Christmas gifts. She now just dumps them in the middle of the floor and says, "Don't look at them." If she even thinks I'm glancing in the direction of the pile, she will burst into a manic rage, and yell at me for "ruining the surprise." FML
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On 12/20/2012 at 8:57am - misc - by Mandy93 (woman) - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)
Today, I found out that my wife, who is supposed to be a recovering alcoholic, drank an entire bottle of wine and then tried to hide it at the bottom of a garbage bin. To make matters worse, when I confronted her about it, she tried to convince me that our 5-year-old daughter had drunk it. FML
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On 12/06/2012 at 8:07pm - misc - by Matt8 (man) - United States
Today, when I woke up, I noticed something crawling on my bed. A white faced wasp was dragging the corpse of a rather large spider. I'm not sure what I was more disturbed about; the fact that the wasp was dragging something twice its size, or that these bugs even live in my house. FML
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On 07/15/2012 at 10:00pm - misc - by klanciee - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered sex. I stood firm that it was not. Apparently, he took this as permission, as later that night I walked in on him not having sex with my sister. FML
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On 07/15/2012 at 1:34am - intimacy - by oops - United States
Today, my wife, who is four months pregnant, burst into tears while thinking about the armchair in our living room that we never use. According to her, we're stopping it from living out its destiny as an armchair. FML
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On 07/05/2012 at 4:11am - misc - by FauteuilEver Alone (man) - France
Today, I'm going to court to give an eyewitness account of a robbery. Unfortunately, I had a wacky dream last night concerning the robbery, and no longer have any idea of what actually happened in real life. FML
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On 07/03/2012 at 2:22am - misc - by Dreamer (man) - United States (California)
Today, I learned that I do not possess the upper body, core, or leg strength to hold my girlfriend up during sex. I simultaneously collapsed and dropped her onto her coffee table. We are now both being treated at the hospital; her for glass wounds, me for a concussion. FML
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On 06/29/2012 at 4:47am - intimacy - by bob (man) - United States (California)
Today, at a party, I told a joke to my crush. He didn't even smile. An hour later, I heard my model friend tell the exact same joke to him. He said it was the funniest thing he'd ever heard. FML
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On 06/24/2012 at 7:39pm - love - by egc573 (woman) - United States (California)
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