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cucumberfabulous
  • Town/Country : Montana...New York.., New Zealand
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 December 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 12327
  • Number of comments : 172
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About cucumberfabulous : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4&feature=related

"Mr. Madison, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

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Today, I found out I'm being sued by the man whose life I practically saved a month ago. He says the way I pulled him out of the car he was trapped in has left him with permanent back problems. FML

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

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On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my future mother-in-law finally admitted that I'm "not the girl for her son" and that she will do anything to break us up. FML

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108 comments

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On 09/06/2010 at 4:35am - love - by mlove (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." FML

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229 comments

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On 08/30/2010 at 1:51pm - intimacy - by FYouBoyfriend (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend was talking with his friends about how long girls take to get ready (hair, make-up, etc.). I said, "I never spend a long time getting ready..." He then looked at me and said, "maybe you should." FML

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93 comments

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On 08/29/2010 at 10:14am - love - by ILoveFML - United States (New York)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML

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214 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 12:20am - love - by Alisha Marie - United States (New York)

Today, my mother continued her lifelong habit of talking to anyone who isn't white in extremely slow, exaggerated "caveman" English. She insists that she isn't being racist, but rather is helping. FML

#12006480
191 comments

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On 07/20/2010 at 5:17pm - misc - by notmuchfun - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML

#11983627
258 comments

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On 07/19/2010 at 1:36pm - love - by betrayed (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML

#11935766
116 comments

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On 07/17/2010 at 2:16am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while at work as a lifeguard, an older gentleman who comes in almost every morning wearing a very tight swimming suit, came up to me and said, "I don't want you having any erotic fantasies of me." After a long pause he added, "Actually, I wouldn't mind it if you do." FML

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193 comments

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On 03/17/2010 at 3:32pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I took my girlfriend of five and a half years to family dinner at a restaurant. After we all had finished dessert, I got down on one knee, pulled out my great grandmother's ring and proposed. The entire restaurant was dead silent. She looked around and then slowly walked out. FML

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306 comments

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On 03/17/2010 at 11:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, at a debate tournament based on domestic abuse, my partner yells out, "Has anyone considered that maybe the women DESERVED to be beaten?" FML

#9141842
254 comments

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On 03/16/2010 at 8:46pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was eating a hotdog. My huge Siberian Husky, upon becoming aware of this, jumped up on me. He forced his tongue into my mouth and ate the food I was in the middle of eating. FML

Today, after taking my girlfriend on a date, she invited me back to her place for "hot coffee and dessert". Excitedly, I said yes. When we got there, we actually had coffee and dessert. When I told her this wasn't what I'd had in mind, she kicked me out for being a pervert. FML

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382 comments

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On 03/10/2010 at 4:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was using my fiancé's phone to look up movie times for us. In the internet browser, I found history of him looking on Craigslist for "discreet intimate relationships with women" in our city. We are expecting our little boy in two months. FML

#8948216
257 comments

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On 03/09/2010 at 4:13pm - love - by Teeny (woman) - United States (Texas)



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