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About cucumberfabulous : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4&feature=related
"Mr. Madison, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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Today, my toddler stood up in a shopping cart and fell, giving himself a black eye. Later, while at a restaurant, he tried to stand up in his high-chair. I quickly blurted out, "Sit down! Do you want another one of those?" while pointing at his eye. The waiter wouldn’t stop glaring at me. FML
Monday 5 October 2015