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  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 December 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 14398
  • Number of comments : 172
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About cucumberfabulous : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4&feature=related

"Mr. Madison, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

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my girlfriend missed our date, so I text her angry, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. 5 Minutes later I get a picture message of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her looool mother saying "Shut the **** up, she had appendicitis." fat FML

#3361176
316 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15680) - you deserved it (87659)

On 06/30/2009 at 7:20am - love - by annoyedguy (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Taday I went on mah honeymoon to Hawaii. My family decided to surprise mah new husband and I by joining us on our vacation. FML

#3345356
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78902) - you deserved it (2918)

On 06/29/2009 at 8:57pm - misc - by marriedwithfamily (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

my mom, sister, and I were talking about a friend's grlfriend. My sister's opinion of her was that she was cute but not hot. My mom agreed, saying that she didn't think that someone without boobs could EVER be hot. She then looked at me and said "no offense." FML

#3341978
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44911) - you deserved it (3262)

On 06/29/2009 at 7:07pm - misc - by Atomic_Tangerine (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was rusing to get on te train to work as I eard te "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto te train wen a man pusd me out of te way so tat e could get on. My andbag fell out of ma and into te carriage. I stayd on te platform. FML

#3332774
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53543) - you deserved it (2654)

On 06/29/2009 at 5:44am - work - by chloe (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I askd how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML

#3330800
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44481) - you deserved it (15375)

On 06/29/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by Asterisk1009 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was sitting at my desk eating cereal with my cat sleeping on my lap. I got a really funny text and I startd laughing hysterically, and spilld my cereal all over my cat. I'll let u know how my legs, arms, neck and face heal up.

#3313899
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34895) - you deserved it (12038)

On 06/28/2009 at 5:30pm - animals - by Teylot (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today , It Was My Birthday . Normally , The Little Office I Work In Throws A Big Party 4 Every Employee On There Special Day , But Nothing Was Done 4 Me , Not Even A ( Happy Birthday ) Came My Way . I Didn't Want To Be Rude , So I Stayed Silent . They Didn't Do Anything Because I Was Getting Laid Off . FML

#3298219
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59314) - you deserved it (2635)

On 06/28/2009 at 4:25am - work - by WitchQueenLiz (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I spent 3 hours washing my hands to get the pony out of the soap bar. I'm 16. FML

#3297197
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11276) - you deserved it (50342)

On 06/28/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Soapy (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

I was at the movie with my mom and dad, and the preview to my ( My Sister Keeper ) cummd on . The trailer startd out with ( Most babie are accidents.. . ) Right as that line was finishd my mom elbowd me and laughd . FML

#3295379
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59613) - you deserved it (4588)

On 06/28/2009 at 2:12am - kids - by A2 (man) - United States (Washington)

2day I was sitting at te park wit a frienden a small cild approacd us. Just as movd off te bridge to let te kid play, e askd if I would like to play te troll under te bridge. I laugd and said no tanks, toic te kid respondd 'but tere is nobody else ugly enoug.

#3285415
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47223) - you deserved it (3902)

On 06/27/2009 at 9:00pm - kids - by failure (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today... at lifeguard class... I played a victimhile mah peers strapped me to the backboard in the water. When I was strapped down... I got wood in a wet swimsuit. My hands were strapped down so I could do nothing to hide it. FML

#3271305
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60881) - you deserved it (9188)

On 06/27/2009 at 9:47am - intimacy - by Victim (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was riding te subway to work. Barely anyone was on cuz of ow early it was. Me and tis one guy in a trenc coat were in te same cart. looool His stop came. He walked by me, flased me, rubbed is penis on ma arm, and ten ran away really fast. mega FML

#3268493
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (129142) - you deserved it (9652)

On 06/27/2009 at 4:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Japan

Taday I learnd my 40 year old father is marrying a grl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML

#3264690
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66523) - you deserved it (2923)

On 06/27/2009 at 1:32am - misc - by OfCourse (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today I was at Disneyland wit some of my friends. Wile eating lunc we watced a small cild get frigtened by te person dressed as Mickey Mouse. We all burst out lauging only to be jumped by Cip and Dale. Apparently I scream louder tan te little kid. FML

#3260741
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8300) - you deserved it (47222)

On 06/26/2009 at 11:44pm - misc - by FailureAtLife121 (woman) - United States (California)



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