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  • Number of visits : 4696
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About csickcman : I 'You deserved it' when people are fat, have idiots/jerks for bf/gf, have cats or have dumb kids.

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csickcman's favorite FMLs

TODAY , I HAD TO MAKE A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT FOR MY DAUGHTER. APPARENTLY SHE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE BETTER TO WIPE HERSELF WITH CLOROX TOUGH SCRUB DISINFECTING WIPES THAN TELL ME SHE'D CAUGHT AN STD. FML

#18926603
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30651) - you deserved it (3493)

On 01/27/2012 at 5:03pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

yesterday my grlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. looool FML

#18856263
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26866) - you deserved it (3049)

On 01/19/2012 at 8:46pm - love - by Alejandroc - Honduras (Cortes)

Today, I turnd on the news to see a live report about an increase in crime in my town . One minute in, my drunk daughter apperes behind the news reporter, butt nakd, dancing . FML

#18845928
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38891) - you deserved it (6188)

On 01/18/2012 at 5:30pm - misc - by MakesMeLol (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML

#18829619
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41224) - you deserved it (9752)

On 01/16/2012 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

2day while spending the night at a friend's house, I was woken up by someone kicking me!! I figured she was having a nightmare, and since we were sharing a bed, I reached over to wake her up!! Turns out it was her boyfriend trying to push me off the bed because they were having sex!! FML

#18807759
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39867) - you deserved it (3085)

On 01/14/2012 at 6:40pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah boyfriend statd that we should play a gamehere one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture!! I thought it soundd fun so I said yes!! His frst question was, ( Do you shave your vagina? ) FML

#18802490
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26809) - you deserved it (8615)

On 01/14/2012 at 1:52am - intimacy - by haggisbowl - United States

Today, it's Friday the 13th. I've never been superstitious, and I figured it would be a normal day, that is until my hot water heater looool exploded and rained water into my downstairs neighbour's apartment for two hours before anyone noticed. FML

#18795817
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21500) - you deserved it (2014)

On 01/13/2012 at 1:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

yesterday I happened to make eye contact with a stranger standing on a balcony of the apartment building across the train tracks from mine. He ran his finger across his neck like a knife and winked at me. I'm afraid to go out again. FML

#18782915
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28777) - you deserved it (2242)

On 01/12/2012 at 5:35am - misc - by Dani - Australia

TODAY, I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO MY BOYFRIEND WHY HAVING SEX WITH HIM WAS LIKE TRYING TO PICK UP AN OVERCOOKED NOODLE WITH AN EMPTY PRINGLES CAN!! FML

#18772275
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13666) - you deserved it (32151)

On 01/11/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by bunnyluver4545 - United States (Texas)

Today... I was boarding a plane and an elderly woman asked if I could put her carry on into the overhead bin. Eager to help... I energetically lifted her bag up... and smacked her in the face with it. FML

#18722642
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27991) - you deserved it (5604)

On 01/06/2012 at 12:47am - misc - by plantfood - United States

Today, I was on tha train listaning to mah iPod on shuffla. Tha "Oompa Loompa" song cummad on, an slightly amusad, I startad humming it. It wasn't until I noticad that tha man naxt to ma was a midgat that I undarstood tha horrifiad looks I was gatting. raal FML

#18716043
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33324) - you deserved it (9208)

On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today... I went to the doctor's office. People kept staring at me and I couldn't figure out why. Later... I realized my sister's puppies had chewed a noticeable hole in my pants' crotch. mega FML

#18706374
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24921) - you deserved it (5071)

On 01/04/2012 at 2:01pm - misc - by Angela (woman) - United States

Today, I tried exercising. Myhole house shook. FML

#18691343
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25774) - you deserved it (13161)

On 01/02/2012 at 10:47pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today , mah daughter brought her new boyfriend over fir dinner. I realize now y she said we would get along great: we graduated high school together. FML

#18689614
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43878) - you deserved it (3181)

On 01/02/2012 at 8:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she startd crying. Despite my pleas 4 her to stop an attempts to comfort her, she insistd that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML

#18685700
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45392) - you deserved it (7311)

On 01/02/2012 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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