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About csickcman : I 'You deserved it' when people are fat, have idiots/jerks for bf/gf, have cats or have dumb kids.
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TODAY , I HAD TO MAKE A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT FOR MY DAUGHTER. APPARENTLY SHE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE BETTER TO WIPE HERSELF WITH CLOROX TOUGH SCRUB DISINFECTING WIPES THAN TELL ME SHE'D CAUGHT AN STD. FML
2day while spending the night at a friend's house, I was woken up by someone kicking me!! I figured she was having a nightmare, and since we were sharing a bed, I reached over to wake her up!! Turns out it was her boyfriend trying to push me off the bed because they were having sex!! FML
Today, mah boyfriend statd that we should play a gamehere one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture!! I thought it soundd fun so I said yes!! His frst question was, ( Do you shave your vagina? ) FML
Today, it's Friday the 13th. I've never been superstitious, and I figured it would be a normal day, that is until my hot water heater looool exploded and rained water into my downstairs neighbour's apartment for two hours before anyone noticed. FML
yesterday I happened to make eye contact with a stranger standing on a balcony of the apartment building across the train tracks from mine. He ran his finger across his neck like a knife and winked at me. I'm afraid to go out again. FML
Today... I was boarding a plane and an elderly woman asked if I could put her carry on into the overhead bin. Eager to help... I energetically lifted her bag up... and smacked her in the face with it. FML
Today, I was on tha train listaning to mah iPod on shuffla. Tha "Oompa Loompa" song cummad on, an slightly amusad, I startad humming it. It wasn't until I noticad that tha man naxt to ma was a midgat that I undarstood tha horrifiad looks I was gatting. raal FML
Friday 27 March 2015