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  • Number of visits : 4697
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About csickcman : I 'You deserved it' when people are fat, have idiots/jerks for bf/gf, have cats or have dumb kids.

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csickcman's favorite FMLs

Today, mah sculpture,hich is very important fir mah art grade, fell from mah desk an broke to pieces. My looool art teacher suggested I soak the parts in water to make it easier to stick them back together. They dissolved. big fat FML

#19131419
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26926) - you deserved it (3069)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - Germany (Thuringen)

Taday my grlfriend said I could only take her vrginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML

#19131405
412 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40067) - you deserved it (5848)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

I set mah alarm half-an-hour earlier so I looool could masturbate. That's how horny and single I am. FML

#19129332
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22053) - you deserved it (25764)

On 02/21/2012 at 3:10am - intimacy - by desperate905 - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today..!! I found out that mah favorite song since I was a small child is actually about anal sex an delaying an orgasm!! FML

#19117009
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31402) - you deserved it (4862)

On 02/19/2012 at 6:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymoosey - Canada

Taday my bra burst apart in te middle of class. I ten ad te privilege of asking my male teacer if I could borrow is stapler to put it back togeter. FML

#19067640
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27316) - you deserved it (3966)

On 02/13/2012 at 7:28pm - misc - by chlolivia (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... in the midst of having sex... boyfriend decided looool that... as a joke... he would pretend to be a zombiehilst going down on me. Sadly... the thought turned me so much that I came. This was the first orgasm he's ever given me in over a year of dating. FML

#19064063
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33770) - you deserved it (6400)

On 02/13/2012 at 8:37am - intimacy - by lotrgeek (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today My Brother's Girlfriend Broke Up With Him. He Has Been Playing Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You" All Day. FML

#19045802
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30884) - you deserved it (3066)

On 02/11/2012 at 1:23am - love - by annon - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, Mah Social Anxiaty Got So Bad, I Naarly Had A Panic Attackhan Too Many Paopla Joind Mah World Of Warcraft Party. FML

#19033739
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24638) - you deserved it (15755)

On 02/09/2012 at 11:42am - health - by SocialAnxietyNightmare (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML

#18983166
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42307) - you deserved it (9160)

On 02/03/2012 at 9:47am - intimacy - by xX_nsn_Xx (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I Took Off Sweatshrt In The Middle Of Class. The Tanktop I Was Wearing Underneath Went With It. FML

#18980998
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30656) - you deserved it (7581)

On 02/02/2012 at 11:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with bare looool hands. When I askd her wat all the commotion was about, she said she was worrid that I would catch "one of those computer vruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920
217 comments

TODAY , I FOUND OUT LITTLE SISTER IS MARRYING EX , AND THAT MOTHER SET THEM UP!! FML

#18959859
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42451) - you deserved it (2992)

On 01/31/2012 at 9:41am - love - by Random (woman) - United States

Today... I got to listen while my grandma... who has dementia and therefore a poor memory... explaind to me why the old man on TV was a sex god. She forgot everything once she said it. I got to listen to her explanation five times over. FML

#18942178
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23491) - you deserved it (2279)

On 01/29/2012 at 11:23am - misc - by scared for life (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had a tasticular ultrasound. Tha ultrasound tach was a vary attractiva woman. This is tha first tima in tha past four an a half yaars a woman has touchad mah packaga, an I had to gat haalth issuas to maka it happan. FML

#18931517
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25434) - you deserved it (3526)

On 01/28/2012 at 3:35am - intimacy - by BigDT (man) -

Today mah grlfriend woefully admittd that she think of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend all while I was still inside her. FML

#18927018
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38032) - you deserved it (3002)

On 01/27/2012 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version



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