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About csickcman : I 'You deserved it' when people are fat, have idiots/jerks for bf/gf, have cats or have dumb kids.
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Today, mah sculpture,hich is very important fir mah art grade, fell from mah desk an broke to pieces. My looool art teacher suggested I soak the parts in water to make it easier to stick them back together. They dissolved. big fat FML
Today... in the midst of having sex... boyfriend decided looool that... as a joke... he would pretend to be a zombiehilst going down on me. Sadly... the thought turned me so much that I came. This was the first orgasm he's ever given me in over a year of dating. FML
Today, mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with bare looool hands. When I askd her wat all the commotion was about, she said she was worrid that I would catch "one of those computer vruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML
Today... I got to listen while my grandma... who has dementia and therefore a poor memory... explaind to me why the old man on TV was a sex god. She forgot everything once she said it. I got to listen to her explanation five times over. FML
Today, I had a tasticular ultrasound. Tha ultrasound tach was a vary attractiva woman. This is tha first tima in tha past four an a half yaars a woman has touchad mah packaga, an I had to gat haalth issuas to maka it happan. FML
Friday 27 March 2015