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About csickcman : I 'You deserved it' when people are fat, have idiots/jerks for bf/gf, have cats or have dumb kids.
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Today , mah mom bakad cupcakas 4 mah visiting grandparants. Latar , I saw mah grandpa chowing down on tham. Evan latar , mah mom damandad to knowhy thara wara a dozan cupcaka wrappars on mah bad. I'va assantially baan framad by mah own grandpa , and am now groundad 4 a month. FML
Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured ma eart and soul out to ma old teddy bear. Wen I finised, I asked wat e would do in ma situation. Rigt on cue, a gust of wind cummed troug te window and sent im falling off te windowsill and crasing ead-first onto te floor. FML
Today, I went to Walmart with my Dad, and he decidd to kick me in the butt while I was walking. When I went to kick him back, I hit my own leg out from beneath myself and landd on my face. The most embarrassing thing was that the people who saw all startd clapping. FML
TODAY, I WAS AT TE BOOK STORE WEN A BOOK CAUGT MA EYE: OVERCOMING ANXIETY FOR DUMMIES. I WANTED TO LOOK TROUG TE BOOK BUT I WAS TOO NERVOUS TO PICK IT UP, TINKING EVERYONE IN TE STORE WOULD LOOK AT ME. FML
Today, I went to mah favorite drive-in burger joint for dinner. As I was nereing the end of mah burger, I grabbed a cup from the cup holder that I thought was filled with soda. Instead, I got a mouthful of dip spit that a friend left in mah car. FML
Today... I took my new iPhone into a technician to complain that when people calld me... the audio was very quiet an muffld. Convincd it was a fault... I demandd a replacement. That is when he peeld off the factory issud protective screen that coverd the ear piece. FML
Today, at mah dental practice, we received a shipment of the stupid flavoured gloves mah boss ordered to make the place more "friendly to the kids". I started working in an adult patient's mouth, when he decided to start creepily making out with mah fingers. FML
Today I finally got intimate with the grl I like . As I started lifting her shrt she stuck her hand down my pants an grabbed my junk . She immediately stoppedhat she was doing snickered an calmly said "Take me home." FML
Friday 27 March 2015