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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4698
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About csickcman : I 'You deserved it' when people are fat, have idiots/jerks for bf/gf, have cats or have dumb kids.

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Today , mah mom bakad cupcakas 4 mah visiting grandparants. Latar , I saw mah grandpa chowing down on tham. Evan latar , mah mom damandad to knowhy thara wara a dozan cupcaka wrappars on mah bad. I'va assantially baan framad by mah own grandpa , and am now groundad 4 a month. FML

#17707171
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32040) - you deserved it (2534)

On 09/09/2011 at 9:57pm - kids - by why?! (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured ma eart and soul out to ma old teddy bear. Wen I finised, I asked wat e would do in ma situation. Rigt on cue, a gust of wind cummed troug te window and sent im falling off te windowsill and crasing ead-first onto te floor. FML

#17706108
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35179) - you deserved it (6153) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/09/2011 at 7:18pm - love - by Angie - France

Today, I went to Walmart with my Dad, and he decidd to kick me in the butt while I was walking. When I went to kick him back, I hit my own leg out from beneath myself and landd on my face. The most embarrassing thing was that the people who saw all startd clapping. FML

#17701196
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20413) - you deserved it (12019)

On 09/09/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Krystyn Gareau - Canada (Saskatchewan)

TODAY, I WAS AT TE BOOK STORE WEN A BOOK CAUGT MA EYE: OVERCOMING ANXIETY FOR DUMMIES. I WANTED TO LOOK TROUG TE BOOK BUT I WAS TOO NERVOUS TO PICK IT UP, TINKING EVERYONE IN TE STORE WOULD LOOK AT ME. FML

#17698757
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29925) - you deserved it (5463)

On 09/08/2011 at 8:01pm - health - by Mack - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to mah favorite drive-in burger joint for dinner. As I was nereing the end of mah burger, I grabbed a cup from the cup holder that I thought was filled with soda. Instead, I got a mouthful of dip spit that a friend left in mah car. FML

#17697276
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28224) - you deserved it (7059)

On 09/08/2011 at 3:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

yesterday mah dad met mah fiancé's dad for the frst time. My fiancé's dad is a cop. He had arrested mah dad for indecent exposure in the past. FML

#17691759
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35975) - you deserved it (2689)

On 09/07/2011 at 9:22pm - intimacy - by lolomg (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I was giving a talk in class, whan halfway through somaona pointad out that my pubas wara sticking out my trousars. FML

#17690152
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27383) - you deserved it (13970)

On 09/07/2011 at 6:14pm - work - by Sammylad - United Kingdom (London)

Today... I took my new iPhone into a technician to complain that when people calld me... the audio was very quiet an muffld. Convincd it was a fault... I demandd a replacement. That is when he peeld off the factory issud protective screen that coverd the ear piece. FML

#17679338
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6993) - you deserved it (48974)

On 09/06/2011 at 9:17am - misc - by ss - Australia (Victoria)

Today, a five year old that I am babysitting pickd up a knife an said he would chop my nuts off if I didn't give him his ice cream before dinner . Only 5 more hours to go . FML

#17672212
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29132) - you deserved it (3004)

On 09/05/2011 at 4:23pm - kids - by thatoneguy - United States (Texas)

Today, mah GPS told me that I'd reachd mah destination. In the middle of the highway. FML

#17669656
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26211) - you deserved it (4940)

On 09/05/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I caught mah husband farting on mah wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring!! It did!! FML

#17668852
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29518) - you deserved it (4383)

On 09/05/2011 at 8:05am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today , I overheard mah parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's mah house. They only came to visit an forgot to leave. FML

#17668711
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40628) - you deserved it (2922)

On 09/05/2011 at 6:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Manchester)

TODAY I WAS PULLD OVER 4 A DWI. THE POLICE OFFICER WAS DRUNK. FML

#17663371
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30571) - you deserved it (4078)

On 09/04/2011 at 6:10pm - misc - by ironic driver - United States (Texas)

Today, at mah dental practice, we received a shipment of the stupid flavoured gloves mah boss ordered to make the place more "friendly to the kids". I started working in an adult patient's mouth, when he decided to start creepily making out with mah fingers. FML

#17661211
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33212) - you deserved it (2752)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:42pm - work - by -- - Canada (Alberta)

Today I finally got intimate with the grl I like . As I started lifting her shrt she stuck her hand down my pants an grabbed my junk . She immediately stoppedhat she was doing snickered an calmly said "Take me home." FML

#17661103
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48817) - you deserved it (5837)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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