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Today, I pulled into the gas station to fill up only to realize I had forgot my wallet. By the time I went home, got it, and came back, the price had gone up eleven cents. FML
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On 10/12/2011 at 6:47pm - money - by WhoopteeDooDoo (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I went to the emergency room for busting my lip open, I had to lie and tell them I slipped and fell. In reality I was singing with the soap bottle and slammed it into my lip. FML
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On 10/12/2011 at 4:05pm - misc - by Nickname (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of my nose piercing. I had to explain that it's actually a pimple. FML
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On 10/11/2011 at 4:05pm - health - by top dog! - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, after a week of searching, I found my escaped snake. In my umbrella, outside, after opening it over my head. FML
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On 10/11/2011 at 11:22am - misc - by lollymay13 (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
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On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I took my friend with me for a radiology scan. While I was getting injections, my friend muttered, "On the bright side, if you die, you'll glow in the dark at the funeral." FML
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On 10/10/2011 at 3:06pm - health - by radioactiveglowinthedarkthing (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)
Today, I came home from work to find the front door wide open, the stove on, my 5 year old cutting up the curtain, and my 2 year old smearing chocolate sauce on the floor. My fiancé was nowhere to be found. Later on, I got a text from him saying that he'd gone to watch the footy. FML
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On 10/09/2011 at 7:13am - kids - by chocolateisyum - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, the ex who I'm still in love with told me he wishes we could be together, but that first I really need to get over the fact that he already has a wife and kids. FML
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On 10/08/2011 at 6:10pm - love - by EFFFF (woman) - United States (Idaho)
Today, my dad came to confiscate my phone. I stuck it in between my boobs so he wouldn't be able to see it. He said, "Honey, your breasts aren't big enough to hide that." FML
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On 10/08/2011 at 1:03pm - misc - by G - United States (California)
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
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On 10/08/2011 at 9:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I got my first job after having spent months looking, and graduating college in the meantime. I got it based on my pre-college qualifications. FML
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On 10/07/2011 at 3:32pm - work - by jdmarine83 - United States
Today, my boyfriend asked my father for permission to marry me. My father refused, on the basis that I'm the only person in the house with a job, and if I leave he will have to start looking for work. My boyfriend won't marry me without his permission, and my lazy father won't change his mind. FML
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On 10/07/2011 at 5:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my new coworker asked if I knew her daughter. I responded yes and asked how her pregnancy was going. She didn't know her daughter was pregnant. FML
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On 10/06/2011 at 4:35pm - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I saw a man dancing to a Britney Spears song in his Volkswagen Beetle. I started laughing hysterically until he got out. He was huge. I was stuck in traffic. FML
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On 10/06/2011 at 1:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML
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On 10/06/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by xoccerplaya - United States (Hawaii)
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