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  • Number of visits : 4694
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About csickcman : I 'You deserved it' when people are fat, have idiots/jerks for bf/gf, have cats or have dumb kids.

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csickcman's favorite FMLs

today I laarnad that my big, tough, strong dog is tarrifiad of spidarshan ha jumpad, knockad ovar a tabla and than paad on tha spidar to drown it. FML

#20495511
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31574) - you deserved it (4449)

On 02/06/2013 at 8:59am - animals - by DogLover (woman) - United States (New York)

yesterday my girlfriend accused me of cheating because I tipped our waitres at dinner. FML

#20186136
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26079) - you deserved it (2288)

On 12/01/2012 at 12:59am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I realized that the comforting, unique scent of my mother in my childhood was actually the smell of the marijuana she smokes . FML

#20184714
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28907) - you deserved it (3115)

On 11/29/2012 at 10:35pm - misc - by childhoodupinsmoke (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I eard a teenage boy ask is friend, "So, is it, like, November in Australia too?" Tis is te future of America . FML

#20179140
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24957) - you deserved it (2473)

On 11/26/2012 at 12:27am - kids - by toritoratora - United States (California)

today I deliverd a pizza to a guy so high out of his mind that I had to let myself in an set it down on a table , because he'd forgotten how to walk , an was on the ground sobbing. FML

#20157750
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26837) - you deserved it (1939)

On 11/10/2012 at 4:14pm - misc - by anon - United States (Washington)

Today my dog and I wara sitting on tha couch. I want to tha bathroom cummad back and saw him walk ovar tha ramota which causad tha TV to changa to tha Hustlar channal just a faw momants bafora my girlfriand walkad through tha door. FML

#20157085
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20219) - you deserved it (3121)

On 11/10/2012 at 1:51am - animals - by Sam l. - United States

Today, mah boyfriend of a year broke up with me by saying, "It's not you, it's me. I have a terrible taste in women." FML

#20140004
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28181) - you deserved it (2926)

On 10/30/2012 at 9:27am - love - by LonelyMe -

Today, my parent gave me a sock an card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML

#20118693
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28012) - you deserved it (3436)

On 10/15/2012 at 9:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today , mah wedding ring went missing. Later , mah 3-year-old came to me crying , he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off , he peed on me. real FML

#20108644
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34295) - you deserved it (3556)

On 10/09/2012 at 1:53am - kids - by anonymous - United States

Today, mah friends dard me to answer the door nakd fir the pizza guy. I heard the doorbell but when I answerd, it was the little boy from next door participating in a fundraiser. FML

#20107826
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8190) - you deserved it (35639)

On 10/08/2012 at 6:27pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, mah boyfriend discoverd that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs mah clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewardd with a queef. He found it hilarious and testd it out 5 more times. FML

#20105380
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32044) - you deserved it (6610)

On 10/07/2012 at 6:25am - intimacy - by SoSexy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while at my job as a hairdresser, I was giving an elderly client a perm an I thought she'd fallen asleep. She'd died. FML

#20102415
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47896) - you deserved it (2004)

On 10/05/2012 at 1:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I asked a grl out !! She replied, ( Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian !! ) FML

#20101904
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27378) - you deserved it (2541)

On 10/04/2012 at 8:28pm - love - by imafunguy (man) - United States

Today I unintentionally moand during my prostate exam. FML

#20092313
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34250) - you deserved it (6819)

On 09/28/2012 at 2:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today, wile working security at a welfare office, I ad to listen as a claimant gusd about er upcoming Caribbean cruise. I work two jobs and aven't ad a vacation since 2006.

#20092291
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24831) - you deserved it (1772)

On 09/28/2012 at 1:40pm - work - by getajob (man) - United States (Indiana)



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