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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 July 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 201
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About csettle : A typical teenage girl.
That is, if your definition of 'typical' entails one who spends more time with her horses than with her fellow humans, reads far too much (if such a thing is possible), listens to post-hardcore, shoegaze noise-rock, industrial hardcore, and 70's punk music, bounces from one fandom to another (currently a diehard SuperMerWhoLockPotterHead), and researches genetic anomalies in her spare time.
The 'normal' parts of my life are Senior year & the college application process, my position as Varsity Setter for my school's volleyball team, my best friends, and my boyfriend, whom I love with all of my heart.

Message me if you want to talk about college apps or testing or whatever:) (2300 SAT, 35 ACT, already accepted to Princeton and Duke)

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Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.


You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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csettle's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids, when a girl in line next to us slipped a hand down her boyfriend's pants and started groping him. I politely asked her to stop, to which she snorted, "Why? Your kids've gotta learn the birds and bees somehow." FML


I agree, your life sucks (51236) - you deserved it (4438)

On 08/24/2013 at 10:46pm - kids - by pda (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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