About crzyry : I'm a laid back guy that loves to read the crazy things that happen in everyone else's lives. I am quick to argue with any and everyone over the smallest thing but don't worry, it's all in good fun. (Update: 02/02/11) I haven't been on for almost a year but I'm baaaaaack.
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by silverstar189 / 01/01/2010 at 10:41am / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by Michelle / 12/27/2009 at 2:13am / United States / Intimacy
by jimmyt420 / 11/29/2009 at 4:33am / United States (California) / Love
Today, my 6 year old son learned that if you give a mouse a cookie, he will ask for a glass of milk. But if you give a hamster a cookie, he will try to shove the whole thing in his mouth, choke, and die. FML
by Anonymous / 10/03/2009 at 9:03pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, I went out to eat dinner with my family to celebrate my 18th birthday. I playfully put 3 straws between my knuckles to make myself look like Wolverine. I turned to my 6 year old nephew and ask, "Who am I?" He then replied with, "An idiot." FML
by Mak10 / 08/21/2009 at 1:18am / United States (Arizona) / Kids
Today, I asked my aunt to pluck my eyebrows since hers are perfectly done. What I didn't know is she gets hers professionally shaped and she doesn't know how to shape eyebrows. I now look like a surprised Vulcan. FML
by Anonymous / 08/17/2009 at 6:11pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by dwellswithin / 07/20/2009 at 6:00pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
Today, I was driving with a friend when we saw a wallet in the middle of his neighborhood road. When we picked it up, we saw it was loaded with cash. We drove to the mans house to return the wallet, and when we handed it to him he told us "I would give you a reward but I don't have any cash." FML
by Hayls5 / 07/03/2009 at 10:19pm / United States (Georgia) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 04/03/2009 at 10:07pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
Today, I got the courage to ask my mom if I could go to the movies alone on my first date with my new boyfriend. She said ok, which was surprising because she never lets me go anywhere alone. When I got to the theatre with him I saw my mom. She had saved seats for us. FML
by shelteredchild / 03/19/2009 at 8:07pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML
by thatsucks / 02/28/2009 at 6:10am / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Love
by Mick / 02/20/2009 at 3:29am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
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