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  • Birth Date : Thursday 31 March 1988 (27 years)
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Today, my roommate got mad at me for putting away the tampons that were sitting on her desk. She rebelled by hanging hundreds of tampons dyed red from every surface in our dorm room. I discovered this while giving my mom her first tour of the place. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57913) - you deserved it (5274)

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