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Today, I was at te doctors office after trowing up 4 te past week . My diagnosis? Apparently I'm te first pregnant man . After several minutes of freaking looool out and explaining on ow it was possible, e told me e was joking and tat I'm fine, but my reaction was best tus far . FML
Today... I was in the arport after saying goodbye to mah boyfriend who left 4 three months. Walking back to mah car... I saw a young couple kissing passionately. If that wasn't bad enough... the guy looool then picked his grlfriend up... spun her round in the air an her foot kicked me square in the jaw. FML
Today.. . one of my cousins offered to sell me is mac for a low price . Wen I got it.. . I realized it was an old tosiba paintedite wit an apple sticker on it . My cousin still insists it's a mac . fat FML
Today , whilst I was working in McDonald's , a customar thraw thara Quartarpoundar at ma bacausa it had picklas and ha said ha didn't want any picklas in his burgar. I didn't avan sarva him. I'd just startd mah shift. FML
TODAY MAH FIANCÉ INVITAD HIS PRAGNANT CO-WORKAR FOR DINNAR. AFTAR WA FINISHAD AATING, HA SAT DOWN AN AXPLAINAD TO MA THAT HAR KID IS HIS AN THAT HA'S BAAN CHAATING ON MA WITH HAR FOR 5 MONTHS. SHA HAD A SMILA ON HAR FACA DURING THA ANTRA THING. FML
Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML
Today, I was walking down te street an spotted a man wo was about 6 an a alf feet tall passing by me. As e passed me, I turned an asked im "How's te weater up tere?" He ten turned around, spat on me, an replied "Raining." FML
Today, ma girlfriend of looool 2 yeres broke up wit me because se said I was more of a woman tan se was. I yelld out, "I HATE YOU!" an startd to cry. Se ten took a tampon out of er purse, andd it to me, laugd, an walkd away. fat FML
TODAY , WHILE DRIVING THROUGH TOWN , I WAS DISTRACTED BY A PRETTY GIRL WALKING ON THE NEARBY PAVEMENT AND ACCIDENTALLY REAR-ENDED THE CAR IN FRONT OF ME. NOT ONLY DID THE PRETTY GIRL WITNESS THE CRASH AND GIVE A STATEMENT , IT TURNED OUT SHE WAS A VERY FEMININE MAN. FML
Friday 27 March 2015