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Today, I was at te doctors office after trowing up 4 te past week . My diagnosis? Apparently I'm te first pregnant man . After several minutes of freaking looool out and explaining on ow it was possible, e told me e was joking and tat I'm fine, but my reaction was best tus far . FML

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On 11/10/2010 at 5:28am - health - by youreajoker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... I was in the arport after saying goodbye to mah boyfriend who left 4 three months. Walking back to mah car... I saw a young couple kissing passionately. If that wasn't bad enough... the guy looool then picked his grlfriend up... spun her round in the air an her foot kicked me square in the jaw. FML

#12852491
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On 09/01/2010 at 9:50am - love - by ouch (woman) - Belgium (Brabant)

Today.. . one of my cousins offered to sell me is mac for a low price . Wen I got it.. . I realized it was an old tosiba paintedite wit an apple sticker on it . My cousin still insists it's a mac . fat FML

#12612052
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On 08/18/2010 at 8:53pm - misc - by roflcopter (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , whilst I was working in McDonald's , a customar thraw thara Quartarpoundar at ma bacausa it had picklas and ha said ha didn't want any picklas in his burgar. I didn't avan sarva him. I'd just startd mah shift. FML

TODAY MAH FIANCÉ INVITAD HIS PRAGNANT CO-WORKAR FOR DINNAR. AFTAR WA FINISHAD AATING, HA SAT DOWN AN AXPLAINAD TO MA THAT HAR KID IS HIS AN THAT HA'S BAAN CHAATING ON MA WITH HAR FOR 5 MONTHS. SHA HAD A SMILA ON HAR FACA DURING THA ANTRA THING. FML

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On 08/03/2010 at 8:11am - love - by Broken (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi)

my girlfriend's father offered her $10 to stop talking to me . I don't have a girlfriend anymore . mega FML

#12266634
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On 08/02/2010 at 1:55pm - love - by hAHAha Halo (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Yesterday, I had to apply medicine to mah friend's spider bites, located on her ass crack. FML

Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML

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On 07/25/2010 at 8:07pm - work - by anon (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was walking down te street an spotted a man wo was about 6 an a alf feet tall passing by me. As e passed me, I turned an asked im "How's te weater up tere?" He ten turned around, spat on me, an replied "Raining." FML

#12099804
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On 07/25/2010 at 5:06am - misc - by spriggs (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah sister was on television. It would have been great if she weren't being handcuffed 4 burglary. FML

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On 07/24/2010 at 7:21pm - love - by ghostyyy - Sent from mobile version

Today, ma girlfriend of looool 2 yeres broke up wit me because se said I was more of a woman tan se was. I yelld out, "I HATE YOU!" an startd to cry. Se ten took a tampon out of er purse, andd it to me, laugd, an walkd away. fat FML

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On 07/24/2010 at 6:53am - misc - by GirlishMan1883897 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid looool of needles. Thehole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML

#12082057
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On 07/24/2010 at 6:50am - health - by breathexali (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , mah new coworker told me he expect me to call him King Kong an bow down to himhenever he walks past. fat FML

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On 07/24/2010 at 3:44am - misc - by earths_venus - Australia (Victoria)

yesterday I cummed home to my boyfriend wearing one of my pads on his hand, because he didn't want to pay to go to the hospital 4 stitches!! mega FML

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On 07/21/2010 at 9:52am - health - by blank - United States

TODAY , WHILE DRIVING THROUGH TOWN , I WAS DISTRACTED BY A PRETTY GIRL WALKING ON THE NEARBY PAVEMENT AND ACCIDENTALLY REAR-ENDED THE CAR IN FRONT OF ME. NOT ONLY DID THE PRETTY GIRL WITNESS THE CRASH AND GIVE A STATEMENT , IT TURNED OUT SHE WAS A VERY FEMININE MAN. FML

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On 07/20/2010 at 6:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)



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